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This guy's psyduck keeps trying to drive the bulldozer
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gotta get writers to start watching wrestling so we get way more interesting villains in movies and games again. the audience reaction at a wrestling show is one of the most incredible litmus tests ever devised. no other entertainment around will give you a visceral reaction to characters nobody likes or characters people love to hate the same way several hundred people in an arena can
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YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do
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having a bathroom spider is so beautiful. like yes this is my friend Advil Two hes grown to the size of a crumb and he caught an ant today
#the bathroom is the only room I will allow a spider to live#but I have befriended many a bathroom spider
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One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.
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i know it's the smell of festering carrion that draws them and not death itself, but i think it'd be fun if crows (and other corvidae) could sense ghosts, even unseen. just imagine the surreal horror of watching a flock of dark wings circling a complete void of presence.
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"Best I can do is worms"
- our warlock, about to cast Infestation
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this is very unsympathetic of me maybe, but sometimes I see posts that make me go "I think you guys are just making up problems"
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people be on here like “you make 60k a year?? shut up bourgeoisie”
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the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I'm Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them
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