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I went to the library lego contest and it was so good. kids are so funny. I'm gonna try to redact names but I need to include the descriptions they wrote
the 3 legged wolf dragon, seventh grade entrant
titanic, the 2nd scenario, seventh grade entrant (hard to see in the picture but it's being eaten by a sea monster)
the lego duct tape banana, sixth grade entrant
behind the scenes, sixth grade entrant (recreating the image on the event flyers)
the attacks of september 11th 2001 (???!?!), fifth grade entrant
joe, fifth grade entrant
dream treehouse library, fourth and second grade entrants
police robot, first grade entrant. its stats are listed if you can't read them
name: police robot speed: 250/mph weapon: rocket gun food: bad guy drink: oil birthday: 8/26/2025
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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.
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"Why is ContraPoints saying [advocating for Palestine] is totally futile? Because ContraPoints doesn't want to do anything about it... She feels that the only reasonable way to live is to accept that things are bad and not going to change. Even though that is actually unreasonable. Even though it is actually also morally quite bankrupt. You are the one who is experiencing doom. That is the thing that you feel. That does not mean other people are supporting a doomed cause. It means that you feel doom about their cause. Examine why you might feel that way. They thought Vietnam was a doomed cause, too. Cuban revolution was a doomed cause. Chinese revolution was a doomed cause... "Zero Palestinian lives were saved"... I don't think this is true. For instance, think about the vast amount of fundraising campaigns that have tangibly helped, even as aid is blockaded in Israel, that has tangibly helped Palestinians. They have gained support as a result of this activism. So saying "zero Palestinian lives were saved" again, this is not true. This is not true. But second of all, even if it was true, you're going to blame people for speaking out against things that are actually wrong because it wasn't effective enough instead of just like offering better ways to do it? Does something have to be done or not? Does something have to be done or not?"
-elliot sang again, "BreadTube is over"
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you ever see someone so coked-up on adulthood that they've replaced every shred of interiority with a regurgitation of normative power structures
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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate
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Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs
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The longer I exist as a loudly proudly gay man the more I think that cishet men aren't actually attracted to women.
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people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW
#there was this small Greek myth book that was squirreled away in the middle school library#learned real fast that Greek gods have one agenda: human suffering#still love it#queue
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Josh Hartnett and Eva Grenn as Ethan Chandler and Vanessa Ives 📺 Penny Dreadful (2014- 2016) — Season one, episode one
#I need to rewatch this sometime#love Vanessa the best gothic fail girl who tried her very best#penny dreadful#queue
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It's important to show that you care. Fuck being nonchalant. Text first, send multiple messages in a row. Tell them what they mean to you, be honest about how you feel. Tell your friends that you love them. Love is a gift that can be given away freely, by anyone and to anyone. Show that you care.
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Our Karma
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i cld never shave bush not just bc im morally opposed to it but also bc what would i play with when im lying in bed thinking…a bush is the beard of the modern day philosopher
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