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"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

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Wellp deleting that anon cause the more I stared at it the more I realized it was bait and weird. That being said, remember y'all that if someone interacts that ur not a fan of- u can block them and they cant interact with u any more! And there is no Bad Reason to block someone either. Blocking is not a moral game, it's just curating ur experience!

That being said, if ya don't want me interacting (but I guess don't wanna block me?) U can shoot me a DM or just send an ask with ur @ and I can block u! Got no qualms abt it!

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You guys think I'm joking about the experimentation kink, but I think if I ever found out that a partner WAS taking notes on me and what I liked somewhere- I would pass out from how horny that would make me

Oh- you have spreadsheets on my preferences like a fucking weirdo? My dude, this is exactly my brand of freak, our autistic asses shall be married in the morning

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my pussy is fat, my lore is immense and my kinks are off putting, who want me

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sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.

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treat yourself to a short fic. in 2k or less, your whole day could turn around.

edited to bold the "or less" because people were ignoring it

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Feral, dirty, primal fucking, wrestling you onto the bed, cutting off your complaints with a hand over your mouth, teeth on your neck, claiming you. Rutting into you until you're crying and begging me to stop. Too weak to fight back, too weak to think. Just lie there and take it.

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With more and more Ao3 authors restricting their works to the archive (due to AI scraping), they're going to be losing guest interaction. And probably generally feeling down because. You know. AI is stealing their hard work.

So! Now is a great time to stop by your favorite authors/stories and drop them some comments! They really appreciate it!

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my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play

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need a butch sucking my tits and groaning into them right about now. breathless dirty talk with my nipple in their mouth >>

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I'm not looking at you respectfully. In fact, I want to tie you to the bed and edge you until you cry.

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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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Well shit, the Republicans brought a certain anti-online porn bill back to the table.

The Interstate Obscenity Definition Act.

This should alarm you guys.

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Princesses doing a little stomp and hmph when they get upset is inherently bunny-coded, which is yet another reason to bend them over and breed them like such.

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Full offense but your writing style is for you and nobody else. Use the words you want to use; play with language, experiment, use said, use adverbs, use “unrealistic” writing patterns, slap words you don’t even know are words on the page. Language is a sandbox and you, as the author, are at liberty to shape it however you wish. Build castles. Build a hovel. Build a mountain on a mountain or make a tiny cottage on a hill. Whatever it is you want to do. Write.