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I’m not even sure what my blog is anymore. It used to just be a collection of funny stuff, then fandoms inevitably got involved and after that, school got in the way. Now it’s just posts about whatever i’m thinking at the moment, combined with the occasional funny thing. idk. 

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*Leaked* taylor swift singing i knew you were trouble in her hotel room (no autotune)

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This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

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me

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I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT BUT I WASNT DISAPPOINTED

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

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Sometimes i think i am my own autocorrect because when i am typing on my iphone, i will mean to type one thing but i end up typing something else

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this is beautiful

does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs

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THE ONLY REASON THERE’S “NO HOPE FOR THIS GENERATION” IS THE ONGOING THREAT OF A THIRD WORLD WAR AND NEVER-ENDING HATECRIMES DUE TO THE FAULTS OF THE GENERATIONS BEFORE US, NOT SELFIES AND TECHNO MUSIC

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a guide to some sexualities

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Late night tumblr terrifies me

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