Achuchones, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Carcias, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
Okay hear me out-
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Achuchones: My hands are cold.
Gordi: Here, let me hold them.
Achuchones: My lips are cold too.
Gordi: *covers Achuchones's mouth with their hand*
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Carcias: I love you.
Padre, not paying attention: What was that?
Carcias: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
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Pompon: I love murder mysteries!
Azulin, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Gordi: Can I have some water?
Azulin: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Azulin: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Azulin: *spills water all over themself*
Azulin, coughing: I don't have any water.
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Carcias, to Achuchones: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.
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Gordi: I fell—
Achuchones: From heaven?
Gordi: No, I literally fell—
Achuchones: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Gordi: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Achuchones: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Pompon: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Pompon:��*aggressively throws water bottles*
Padre: Uh... what's up with them?
Gordi: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Pompon: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Azulin, crying: It's working.
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Azulin: Pompon and I are no longer dating.
Pompon: Azulin, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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Azulin: Hey Achuchones, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Azulin: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Achuchones: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Achuchones: The fucking satisfaction.
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Gordi: Azulin told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with
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Achuchones: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.
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Padre: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Padre: *sees Carcias shoving Azulin into the washing machine while Achuchones records and Gordi watches*
Padre: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
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Carcias: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Carcias: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Gordi: Dad just insisted Azulin and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Gordi: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Azulin: So, what's it like living with Achuchones?
Gordi: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Azulin: ...
Gordi: I love them so much.
Gordi is Moronsexual confirmed
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Commander Fluffy: What are you drinking?
Azulin: Vodka.
Comander Fluffy: Straight?
Azulin: No, gay. Why?
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