this shitshow is owned by neil, an alien enthusiest with a phone for a head. if spirit phone was a person, it would be him. ( blog ran by @/liminalcinema )
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my offering for today:
neil but dialtown-ified
(inspired by the one my friend did since i thought it’d be fun :])
- scotty
#neil the phone guy#oc#dsaf#dialtown#question mark?#i need to work on his lore bcz so far i just have a shitpost in my brain
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yea... i dunno man...
((Oopsies fake screen shot moment))
((I wonder if I can start a conversation with this.))
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are you guys ... alright?
((Oopsies fake screen shot moment))
((I wonder if I can start a conversation with this.))
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Why are you so gay for aliens?
i'm not gay for them!!!!!!! although this man here got abducted once! the ones i met made really good lasagna. super nice fellas!
#dsaf oc#neil the phone guy#yes i'm making my own tag for neil what're u gonna do abt it -scotty (/lh)
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"you look like a gay cryptid, my dirt-liness!”
homo
That's what you are, good sir.
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“i dunno man... you seem pretty gay.”
homo
That's what you are, good sir.
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“no, you.”
homo
That's what you are, good sir.
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Hiya there friend-o I drew this for ya hope ya don't mind! also love the red suit!
neil has his hands up to his face in a happy sort-of gesture.
"holy moly! it's for me!? thank you so much!!!"
(LIKE ACTUALLY THOUGH!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU :D!!! (also pretend i put a sprite i havent finished editing them :sobbinf:) -scotty)
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oh dear god, i gotta make an info post
yes hi hello!! welcome to the hell that is this blog. hope you detest it!! i’m keeping it short (for now,) but i’ll make sure to update it once i have more lore and things.
info about neil! (the walking lemon demon reference)
he’s a ufologist slash cryptozooologist; and he, ironically enough, got abducted by aliens at one point when he was manager for a freddy’s location.
myself, call me (mod) scotty!! i’m 16 and i use he/him! my main blog is @liminalcinema. also, buy dialtown on steam!!!!
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neil is just... staring.
“one: how did you find where i live, and two: tell bigfoot to hit me up!!”
so you believe in aliens and cryptids.. then well this seems obvious but what are your thoughts on charlie the cursed phone guy?
charlie? uhh...
scary.
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so you believe in aliens and cryptids.. then well this seems obvious but what are your thoughts on charlie the cursed phone guy?
charlie? uhh...
scary.
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do you believe in aliens???????? ? ?? ? ???
heyheyhey!!!!! do you believe in extraterrestrial lifeforms or cryptids or just.. shit like that?!
. . . What?
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this shit’s gonna take me forever to set up el em ay oh
- mod scotty
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