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best friends who slowly fall in love with each other is what otps are made of

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oh SHIT! munday. forgot 100%. here. have shitty toilet selfie from my ig hahahaha <3

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."

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|| 📖 ↭ ❛ rikersits !

     SHIT EATING GRIN.           ‘ so i punched him in the jaw. ’

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*dances to u* s tARTER CALL STARTER CALL STARTER CALL STARTER CALL       STARTER CALL STARTER. CALL.

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​reblog this if your muse is female, and you’re comfortable shipping her with other female characters.

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disturbing starters

Be warned that these are very scary sentences. If you can’t handle horror, or get nightmares easily, these sentences probably aren’t for you.

“Of course I don’t want to kill you! I already have!” “Who are you looking at?” “What are you talking about? There’s nobody else in the room… right?” “I’m going to kill you now.” “There’s a knocking sound coming from the mirror.” “There’s someone looking at you through the window.” “I heard someone saying my name when I was in the shower this morning. You weren’t home then, were you?” “Why are you telling me that you’re going to get killed…? You’ve been dead for two years.” “Don’t go downstairs. I heard it call you too, in my voice, but it wasn’t me.” “Why are you making me dinner? We just ate…” “I keep hearing my daughter/son/wife/husband/boy/girlfriend scream every night while I’m wide awake, but they’ve been dead for years.” “What do you mean you didn’t leave this message for me? Then who did?” “There are all these pictures on my phone of me sleeping last night– but there was nobody else home but me. I don’t know what’s going on, but I think that someone– something– is breaking into my house.” “I can hear laughing coming from the attack, but we’re the only ones home…” “Don’t look in the mirror. That reflection isn’t you.” “If you go outside now, they’re going to steal you. They want you.” “I have the feeling that I’m being watched.” “The cat isn’t staring at you… he’s staring behind you.” “I live alone, as you know, but when I woke up last night, I could feel a breathing down my neck.” “I know that the old man who lived next door died, but I hear him talk to himself every day, like he used to.” “Can you see that too? That thing staring at me at the end of the bed?”

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hello i am here pls gimme love

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|| 📖 ↭ ❛ acertainfemininemystique !

      ❝ i didn’t think water coolers came in fingerprint shape, ❞          she said in disbelief. then, quieter, she said, ❝ are you          ready to leave them? ❞

     she doesn’t want to leave him, doesn’t think she      needs to       this is  a  phase ;  the  drinking,  the      SHOUTING,   the   ANGER,   it’s   all   a   phase.      thomas       thomas is still just GRIEVING.           ‘ i     it’s       it’s not his fault. he just n - needs     just           needs TIME. ’

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a few friends and i are currently raising money for JEENA INTERNATIONAL, who help the victims of forced marriage in the UK. this is a cause extremely important to me, to the extent that im doing a fucking flash mob on thursday in the middle of the high street, so… PLEASE DONATE!!!

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MUNDAY!!! (wearing my 90% homemade outfit) 👽👽👽SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION TIME👽👽👽 I’m currently in the process of setting up an ETSYSHOP to sell the clothes & jewellery and various other things i make, as well as to help me keep afloat money-wise (and have a backup in case of emergency!) if you’re interested in alien/skull/dorky nerdy hipster jewellery, pls go follow my tumblr & ig 》@intelligentlifeshop!

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*dances to u* s tARTER CALL STARTER CALL STARTER CALL STARTER CALL       STARTER CALL STARTER. CALL.

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             a beautiful sunset that was mistaken for a dawn.

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*dances to u* s tARTER CALL STARTER CALL STARTER CALL STARTER CALL       STARTER CALL STARTER. CALL.

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|| 📖 ↭ ❛ abouttiime !

     “Ah—wait—am I pretending about agreeing with       you on the psychiatrist thing? Or—huh?”

     ‘ my dear, i’m afraid that’s up to you. ’