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good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

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by rushjob request of an irl

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Ik that I’ve more or less abandoned this tumblr, mainly bc life got really busy, but with the outcome of the recent election in America, I need everyone to hear me when I say that it’s not over. This election DOESN’T define us. We are still here and if you can fight then fight. We’re all scared right now, but please remember that the election is still being counted and IS NOT finalized! SO PLEASE STAY CALM!!

If you’re in a blue state, it’s far less likely you’ll be severely impacted by a Trump presidency.

Regardless of who wins this election, there is still work to be done.

Please check in on your loved ones in red states and areas. Go make sure they are safe and that a safety plan can be made for them to get out if they need to. Or help them with access to basic things such as healthcare.

Please check in and make sure the people you love are ok. That’s what matters right now.

The fight doesn’t end because we’re tired. It’ll only end if we give up and I ask that other Americans don’t give up hope. Please keep minority communities in red states in mind. Don’t abandon them, please.

We are nothing without community and solidarity.

Check in on your loved ones and stay safe, but please don’t lay down and let go.

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Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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i scream!!! you scream!!! WE ALL SCREAM FOR STARSCREAM

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I am NOT reading all of that, BUT!! have you considered that being the green ninja has more trials and tribulations than being the daughter of some Greek dude 👀

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

ANTIGONE:

LLOYD GARMADON:

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This is so unbelievably funny. I stopped watching Ninjago ever since I moved to a place that didn’t have cable and we couldn’t afford it, like around season 2, 3, or 4 of Ninjago. And I’ve never seen or read Antigone in my life, but even if I did I would still vote for Lloyd simply bc it’s the funnier option.

But besides all that, having Lloyd’s character being diluted is a crime by Antigone people. Bc Lloyd was quite literally forced to be the green ninja. He had no say in it. It was either be the green ninja or literally die bc the world was ending from what I could remember. Bro was like 7 or 8 dude. Imagine being a literal 3rd or 4th grader and forced to decide the fate of the world itself. He was homeless and essentially abandoned by his family. Dad is evil and mom dropped him off at a boarding school. Literal snakes used him as a pawn when he thought they were his genuine family or the closest thing he had to it. He’s a kid. Like at the root of it all you have to remember he was only a kid. On top of all that, in order to be the green ninja he had to be a near adult. Like bro went from 7 or 8 to 17. He had a whole decade taken from his childhood to be the green ninja. In a whole afternoon it was just Thanos snapped away. All that time just gone. Lloyd sacrificed a whole decade to be the green ninja. You don’t understand. He is my Roman Empire.

Also Lloyd wasn’t born without fingers and still managed to save all of Ninjago. Antigone could never suck my nuts, I’m out.

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

ANTIGONE:

LLOYD GARMADON:

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Femme bi women married to men still have stories about queerness to tell that are worth hearing.

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Pretentious fuck

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Love when my boyfriend calls me his sweet boy <3

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Having fall allergies instead of spring allergies is wild bc I’ll forget and when September rolls around I suddenly find myself laying in bed writing my will bc I’m not gonna survive the upcoming winter months

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Being permanently suspended on Twitter is not a twist I was ever expecting in my life tbh

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You ever look at old post and just :/. Like damn I really wrote that huh. I really wrote it, proofread it, and sent it out like it was a fully baked thought.

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I mean it means nothing, but I changed a couple things bc we entered a new era and I think I should be thrown off a building bc of it

Guess who remembered their tumblr password :)

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Guess who remembered their tumblr password :)

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Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.