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*Sticks leggy up*

Guess who’s back? Me. I think I’m gonna clear my drafts and start all new. Anyone wanna plot? I need to still write up his new about page.

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I woke up feeling Lilac hardcore! Who wants to do some shit with me?? I need new interactions, I’m dying.

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Sorry I’ve been so inactive. My grandfather died and things have been really hectic. I miss my boy. I need to finish his rewrite. 

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Anyone interested in Lilac attacking your inbox? Give this post a like and I’ll throw a random starter at you!

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ingnitedvxlor​:

Here comes Tai, here to steal his headphones!

He plucks them off Lilacs head and puts them over his own.. which barely fit, but whatever. The music was what mattered, because he was here to remind him of what was supposed to be his.

Having the music playing part of the headphones still in his hand, he cranked up the volume to as loud it can go while the headset was still on Tai’s head.

“This isn’t the one I took from you, asshole. Not nice to invade a man’s space bubble. I was contemplating the meanin’ of life and now I lost it.” He’s lying. He wasn’t thinking about anything. Just void staring.

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Don’t mind him, he’s just dissociating from not sleeping enough. There was soft music playing out of the headphones around his neck. He couldn’t even remember if he ate today. What a mess.

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Can someone please tell me how my theme looks? I gave Lilac a new one because he needs an update. I’ve been fucking with it all morning and I don’t know if it looks good.

It nerfed my promo though. That’s okay, I’m having a new one made.

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How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

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request for you to not be a bitch

request denied

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@lvsamine​ continued from x

“What can I say, I’m an easy guy to please.” 

He could be doing anything else but instead he spent the last hour with his head resting in his hand, just watching her work. Every so often she would run her fingers through her pretty blonde hair making him think about how soft it was to touch. He might have been a bit taken by the woman.

“You do. You’re an art piece I never get tired of lookin’ at. Although, I’d much rather be touchin’ the art than lookin’ at it.”

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I accidently came across the perfect face claim for Lilac’s mom. She’s just perfect.

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He just woke up and everyone is losing it around him. 

What the hell did he miss?? Does he even want to know???

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Thanks everyone for the dashboard help! I figured it out. Wow that works dumb now.

Any! I’m trying to get back into the swing of things, so if anyone wants to plot a new thread or continue an old one, hit me up! Or like this post and I’ll come bother you!

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Does tumblr no longer open peoples blogs anymore? Just does dash board view??? All I can get is dash board view even on my own blog? Is there something broken I’m missing?