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All of this silence and patience, pining and desperately waiting, my hands are shaking from all this...

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when i like your personal post im psychically headbutting you like a cat

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tumblr is a website

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John Boyega legitimately deserves the world. He's had to deal with so much bullshit from the day people learned he would be in Star Wars, had his character disrespected throughout the movies, and then treated like shit by weirdos who were obsessed about a shitty fake relationship, and now he's out there with protestors while many of the people who disrespected him treat white celebrities like heroes for posting a black square on instagram.

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raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Joel Maisel’s dumbass bullshit

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checking your phone in the middle of a task

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#being a comedian in 50′s be like

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what’s the matter? i’m not that bad. i just can’t think of anything funny to say.  me, either. it’s kinda nice, isn’t it? 

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I didn’t know how to tell you.

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lenny bruce talking about midge:

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Persephone: hey, can you do me a favour?

Hades: I would literally die for you but go on

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