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YOU KNOW S3RK3T TH3Y R34LLY L1K3 YOU AROUND H3R3
YOU SHOULD V1S1T SOM3T1M3, YOUD G3T 4 K1CK OUT OF 1T
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S33 YOU 4ROUND, 1 GU3SS
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constantly in awe of the indomitable spirit of homestuck. it's been eternally, publicly branded as dogshit, the most any layman knows about it in 2025 is sharpie bath mythology, there truly is no hope for its public image, and yet. to this day you will never find an internet comment section without a nepeta profile picture. the mentally ill tweenagers of the world are still using typing quirks. tamsyn muir is putting out New York Times Bestsellers with her partner's pesterchum tag written in the dedication along with "<>" . you can't fight it
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Okay, 1) Why did wikipedia decide to feature this as one of todays fun facts and 2) whose tumblr ass art is this isnt this a homestuck characterOkay yeah i looked it up it's homestuck. Homestuck mpreg on wikipedia good job everyone
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For reasons and also causes I have recently written the wikipedia article for mpreg and am trying to find an illustration for it. Do I happen to know any fanartists who want to release some (ideally sfw) mpreg art under a wikipedia compatible license* for eternal glory and wikipedia bragging rights?
*the short version is "anyone can do anything they want with your work forever as long as they attribute you". For the long version, look up CC-by-4.0.
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Shit man, this godtier war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hand to the sky and say "TALLY HO" or some similar shit, and every one around him vaporized, had their skeletons crumble to dust and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is wielding an assault rifle and an energy sword from halo. I think I just heard "ancestral awakening" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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here’s how the insane clown posse can still win
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your honor, in my client's defense: vriska was fronting.
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Y'know, it's weird how the Egbert house doesn't have a garage or a carport or anything. Surely a paragon of fatherly responsibility like Mr Egbert would know better than to simply leave his car exposed to the elements at all times.
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detective pony is 10 years old today
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this is how he looks in my mind
anyways i made another brush and now i love it with all my heart what do yall think
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Ok smart guy, let’s see YOU take a crack at it.
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I am so upset at the thought of vriska having a New York accent
eyyyyyyyy terezay 8a8y i got all these irons in da fire, capiche?
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top 5 homestuck moments for me, personally
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she is like a mythological figure 2 me
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