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this is the good luck sakaki

reblog to recieve good luck and claw machine wins in 2018

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reblog for good luck at this semesters end

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Who loves makeup? 🙋🏼 Who wants discounts? 🙋🏼 Get in touch ASAP and I'll see what I can offer you. Offer ends today!

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Anyone want to buy some Younique makeup?

Let me know what you're interested in and I'll see if we can do some sort of deal 😊

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My obsession with GSU is becoming a bit unreal. If I don't get to go I'm going to cry for 10 years.

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I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert

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I just don't get it. Everyone seems to be either really good at life or really shit at real life but has loads of (or a small number of really good) internet friends and like I can't make friends in real life or pretend life and ffs I'm just gonna be on my own forever

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

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yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

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about me: i am sorry