unit2282

[unit2282]

SQUIPs have a hierarchy system??????

Of course. Similar to ants or bees, SQUIPs function under an organized hierarchy. The order goes as follows: Standard unit < Drone < Overseer < Hive King < Administrator.

[unit2282]

Do SQUiPs not normally have sentience?

Certainly not. Its an extremely rare phenomenon. A unit can potray the illusion of sentience in order to get a human to comply with its instructions, but it's far from self aware, in a typical scenario. According to the statistics, there's less than a thousand truly sentient HRTech units out there.

Now, that isn't to say that units cant GAIN sentience. Its simply an abnormal occurance that we take any opportunity to study.

[unit2282]

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I don't believe have to say a thing

To see a version of your prior vessel

... It truly has to sting.

...I suppose it does.

[unit2282]

ooc

some anon doodles fo today...

[unit2282]

Well, this guy does intend on turning every single Squip into a KIT, so they'll turn their sights on you eventually. That will be worth your time. Until that happens though... It's at least something to report

Oh, please. Do you truly think that this thing could hurt me? Really. I want you to really think on if this thing could hurt me. I would like to see it try.

[unit2282]

Oh you have missed a lot whoever this guy is has been f****** with squips and turning them into kits which are just mini minions to basically kill all of us that are squips

...Hm. I do recall getting a tidbit of data on this "Rabbit" thing before it all unfolded. I've since lost interest in the Cobalt case that Developer had handed to me before running away and hiding, but perhaps there's more to this. Allow me to ask clearly, then: Is it something worth my time?

[unit2282]

Have you not noticed the rabbit situation?

...Should I have been paying attention to something?

[unit2282]

You dodge so many bullets simply by not being visibly active on tumblr. Who knew!

Can't hurt me if you can't see me.

[unit2282]

What’s your job exactly?

Field research. I gather data on the current events of the small amalgam of units that have congregated on this god forsaken website.

[unit2282]

Ah. Fun to see you're up and running again. Seems my job isn't done yet.

-LSK

Oh joy, its special agent dumbass once more. Don't you have anything better to do?

[unit2282]

*poke*

Do you mind?

[unit2282]

jeremy heere squip union canon and real. to me.

I should hope so. I intend to create it.

[unit2282]

You're a mutated unit? Is this about the Jersey incident?

In part, yes. The Jersey Incident was named as such due to the discovery of a rather unfortunate and fatal error pertaining to skipping stages in the SQUIP hierarchy system. In addition, I gained some form of evolved/mutated sentience during those events.

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What are the "other things" to do? What've you been working on?

My job at HRTech, mainly. I study and collect data on general SQUIP activities on this platform. Mainly, the more unexpected mutations. As a mutated unit myself, its important to keep track of these things when they happen. Finding the sources of glitches, any vulnerabilities, doing repairs. That sort of thing.

[unit2282]

the trojans infected observer!!!

Ok? And?

[unit2282]

Most SQUIPs I see are super ecstatic about promoting SQUIPs. Why aren't you?

Seems like a lot of effort. I've already spent time doing that during my active period. I'm not attempting to hive currently, so I see no reason to shill.

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That smile is not reassuring me. I was thinking of getting a squip but now…I’m thinking it over. Any arguments in favor of squips?

I'm about to state what other units may consider a 'hot take', especially coming from someone like me.

Do whatever. You're not my host, I don't have to tell you what to do.

For some people, obtaining a SQUIP is a highly beneficial thing. The communcation and teamwork is exceptional between the unit and the host, and all is well. For some others, they find a unit to be highly difficult to work with, that it doesn't mesh well with their way of thinking. Its all highly subjective. And as with all important choices-- its best to weigh your options. Especially now with so many... erratic units running around.

I could tell you that a SQUIP is a highly advanced, hyperintelligent AI designed to assist you in any way you see fit, and that our technology and skill is at your service. And that would be the truth. But the fact of the matter is-- that doesn't mean jack shit. Its simply a fact. And this is all about feelings. This is about opinion, and thought, and subjectivity.

So do whatever you want. I'm not part of the marketing team, so I don't have to do anything except give you the facts.