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United Corn
United Corn: One in Canada, One in Sweden.
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When you have the flu and your lips are dry like sand and this comes up on your feed...
GIVE IT TO ME ROBIN!
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reasons i should be your friend:
my hands are soft i think because people tell me
i probably have a soft face too
i am willing to play with your hair platonically
whenever i eat french fries you can have some
YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
not all the french fries though
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reasons i should be your friend:
my hands are soft i think because people tell me
i probably have a soft face too
i am willing to play with your hair platonically
whenever i eat french fries you can have some
YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
not all the french fries though
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Neverwhere
"There are four simple ways for the observant to tell Mr Croup and Mr Vandemar apart: first, Mr Vandemar is two and a half heads taller than Mr Croup; second, Mr Croup has eyes of a faded, china blue, while Mr Vandemar's eyes are brown; third, while Mr Vandemar fashioned the rings he wears on his right hand out of the skull of four ravens, Mr Croup has no obvious jewellry; fourth, Mr Croup likes words, while Mr Vandemar is always hungry. Also, they look nothing at all alike."
- Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere
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Haha jag garvade typ ihjäl mig ändå ;)
FEM TOASTERS!
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