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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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I love corporate memphis art ❤️❤️

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Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

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Twin Peaks: Fuck with Me

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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yeah I mean I don't think there's anything wrong with playing chess. as long as it's between 2 consenting adults

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Endlessly obsessed with the move of having Vulcans be Vulcan while also having a heat cycle so intense they can actually die from it. Imagine going to the omegaverse planet and everyone's just like. We don't talk about that.

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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

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