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these days you can get in a lot of trouble just for cutting someone open and looking around inside even if it's only a quick peek

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Fellas if you keep talking about trump I am gonna start wondering why you as a man constantly think and talk about another man in power

It's very bottom energy and I am going to raise my eyebrow

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I pray when I am older still I retain my innate ability to simply shut the fuck up. See something I don't like? Won't say a damned word. Not a damned peep.

In summary people who are very self assured when they shouldn't be and vocal about it are like driving nails through the skull in terms of pleasant experiences.

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girls in nothing but oversized shirts

rb if you agree

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Fire walk with me? Absolutely not

Fire fucking charge and keep pace with me I am annihilating this shit

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And yes Baron Samedi got nothing on me piecing this fucking kid back together good lord

Don't need to be ridden to fix this, but it sure would help. Seriously, working on the lad is half science and half mechanic work.

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Oh, from Sunday on I'm taking confessional in the ask box. Might not be able to absolve your immortal soul but I can absolutely enjoy myself.

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Juggling 12kg kettlebells so the clowns know I'm the silliest billy in the whole damn circus

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Now to slip into something much more comfortable (like a fucking mild coma)

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sensitive girls with unspeakable kinks

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We love o ring gags in this household. (Out of interest how do I get the base of my dick unstuck? Asking for a friend haha)

these new standards between you and me

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Fucking LOVE this thing

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The wolf does not care for the opinions of sheep

The lion cannot read

They are in love and live in a quaint suburb in Canada

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If you come to my kitchen, I will feed you.

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If I've said you have beautiful eyes and any descriptor where I liken them to that of a prey animal please know I'm genuine but I am picturing how they'd look looking up at me streaming mascara and tears. Good fucking LORD.

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We got rain but do we got lightning? Fucking miss monsoon season

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