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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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“ what happened to your neck? ”
the shining.     /     no longer accepting.
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❛     i  got  stabbed  !!     ❜  the  unnatural  glimmer  in  your  visible  eye  is  sign  enough  that  you�� are  unreasonably  happy  with  this  outcome  .  ❛     and  when  i  say  i  got  stabbed  ,  i  mean  it  was  on  purpose  !!  and  by  that  i  mean  i  did  it  to  myself  !!  if  i  pick  at  the  scar  ,  there’s  oozing  ,  gushing  ,  red  blood  that  comes  out  !!  do  you  want  to  tear  open  my  wound  ?  i  want  to  be  in  terrible  pain  .     ❜
@disqvalified
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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strcysouls
     【 ♘ INTERROGATOR 】
“ Thank you but no, I’m quite comfortable right where I am. But I did have to pay a visit and express my gratitude for your thoughtful little message. ” Because nothing ruins a day like hearing a monotone voice recite ‘knife’ six dozen times. “ I’m curious though—–does this mean you’ve found a blade strong enough to do the trick? Being relatively bulletproof also extends to being knifeproof, I’m afraid. I’d hate to spoil your fun with that little side note. ”
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❛     i  couldn’t  use  a  knife  if  i  wanted  to  ,  anyway  !!  look  at  me  ,  blind  dog  !!  oops  ------  my  bad  ,  you  can’t  !!  but  you  know  i  can’t  do  anything  anyway  ,  right  ?  you  must  .     ❜  you  roll  around  a  bit  on  the  floor  ,  side  to  side  ,  stretching  yourself  out  as  you  do  so  .  just  after  ,  you  walk  to  the  padded  door  and  press  your  face  against  the  thick  glass  window  .  ❛     come  let  me  tell  you  my  seeeee ~  cret  ,  okay  ?  i  promise  i  have  nothing  i  could  possibly  hurt  you  with  !     ❜
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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“ the winters can be fantastically cruel.” {Gogol bc double AUs are always fun}
the shining.     /     accepting.
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a  laugh  that’s  far  too  dry  ,  as  if  you’re  parched  .  you’re  not  ,  but  even  the  feeling  is  gross  .  you  feel  gross  ,  but  that’s  more  because  you’re  staring  yourself  in  the  face  and  you  hate  it  hate  it  hate  it  but  maybe  also  because  it’s  cold  and  he’s  right  ;  you  remember  winters  on  the  streets  in  russia  .  you  remember  when  you  had  to  hide  in  your  decaying  carnival  to  warm  up  .
❛     you  would  know  better  than  anyone  !!  ufufu  ,  i  don’t  make  a  habit  of  thinking  about  winters  ~  freezing  ,  frostbitten  me  ,  alone  in  the  streets  .  i  wonder  if  you  felt  that  too  ?  it’s  too  hard  for  me  to  re ~ mem ~ ber  the  past  in  such  vivid  detail  ,  but  you’re  me  and  i’m  you  ,  right  ?  do  you  remember  what  it’s  like  to  freeze  so  much  that  you  wish  you  would  just  die  already  ?  for  the  cold  to  drive  you  to  utter  madness  ?  do  you  remember  ?  can  you  tell  me  what  it’s  like  ?     ❜
@strxydcgs
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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“ i think you hurt my head real bad. i’m dizzy… i need a doctor.” (Dazai.. this shouldn't have made me laugh but it did?)
the shining.     /     accepting.
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❛      DOCTORS  ARE  FOR  THE  WEAK  !!  it’s  just  a  little  tiny  concussion  ,  you’ll  be  fine  !!  stop  being  so  dramaaaaaatic  ,  please  ,  that’s  my  job  !     ❜
@deviantsbliss
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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“ do you feel bad?” (TARDIS AU! Teruko)
the shining.     /     accepting.
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❛     why  should  i  ?     ❜  because  humanity  is  frail  and  fragile  and  so  so  so  stupid  ,  so  you  don’t  feel  anything  at  all  .  they  look  like  the  timelords  ,  but  if  anything  that’s  just  an  insult  to  your  race  .  nobody  should  look  like  timelords  .  they  all  need  to  die  immediately  .
you  let  a  hand  rest  in  her  hair  and  pet  her  affectionately  ,  but  with  a  sinister  undertone  to  it  .  what  a  good  pet  you  have  !!  so  very  fierce  yet  loyal  enough  to  sit  by  your  feet  . ❛     when  this  world  has  been  made  into  my  own  empire  ,  there  won’t  be  a  need  to  feel  bad  !     ❜
@deviantsbliss
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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“ all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.” -Jono
the shining.     /     accepting.
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❛     kehehe  ,  you  got  my  little  message  !!  i  hope  all  of  the  knife  emojis  translated  very  well  into  your  text - to - speech  !!  mister  blind  dog  ,  i  made  it  special  for  you  .     ❜  you  laugh  ,  then  fall  backwards  onto  the  floor  of  your  padded  cell  .  if  you  could  flail  your  arms  about  then  you  would  ,  but  they’re  locked  up  too  .  everything  is  locked  up  in  this  stinking  squelching  ROTTEN  LIFELESS  CAGE  !!
❛     will  you  come  in  here  ??  come  in  here  ,  i  have  a  secret  to  tell  you  !!     ❜
@strcysouls
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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*: ・゚✧   the shining
feel free to change pronouns, etc!
“ the winters can be fantastically cruel.”
“ for some people, solitude and isolation can, of itself, become a problem.”
“ there’s one other thing i think we should talk about.”
“ i don’t suppose they told you anything about the tragedy we had up here?”
“ i mean, he seemed like a completely normal individual.”
“ wow. that is, uh… quite a story.”
“ i think you can appreciate why i wanted to tell you about it.”
“ well, you can rest assured, that is not gonna happen with me.”
“ you mean they ate each other up?”
“ they had to, in order to survive.”
“ see, it’s okay. he saw it on the television.”
“ how did you know that?”
“ just like a ghost ship, huh?”
“ do you know how i knew your name was __?”
“ you know what i’m talking about, don’t you?”
“ is there something bad here?”
“ so stay out. you understand? stay out.”
“ any ideas yet?”
“ lots of ideas. no good ones.”
“ you better run fast.”
“ why don’t you start right now and get the fuck outta here?”
“ come and play with us, __. forever, and ever, and ever.”
“ i’m scared.”
“ it’s just like pictures in a book. it isn’t real.”
“ do you feel bad?”
“ i wish we could stay here, forever and ever.”
“ you would never hurt me, would you?”
“ i would never do anything to hurt you. never. you know that, don’t you?”
“ what’s wrong? what happened?”
“ i had the most terrible nightmare i’ve ever had.”
“ i dreamed that… i killed you. but i didn’t just kill you. i cut you up into little pieces.”
“ oh, my god… i must be losing my mind.”
“ what happened to your neck?”
“ you did this to him, didn’t you?”
“ you son of a bitch! you did this to him!”
“ how could you? how could you?!”
“ i’d give my goddamn soul.”
“ i never laid a hand on him, goddamn it.”
“ i wouldn’t touch one hair on his goddamn little head.”
“ i’d do anything for him. any fucking thing.”
“ i did hurt him once, okay? it was an accident.”
“ it was an accident. completely unintentional.”
“ there’s someone else in here with us.”
“ are you outta your fucking mind?”
“ no. it’s the truth! really. i swear it.”
“ did you find anything?”
“ no. nothing at all. i didn’t see one goddamn thing.”
“ and you didn’t see anything at all?”
“ i’m sure he’ll be himself again in the morning.”
“ the door was open, the lights were on.”
“ oh, i just don’t understand.”
“ somebody did that to him.”
“ there is no other explanation, is there?”
“ i think we have to get out of here.”
“ you mean, just… leave?”
“ it is so fucking typical of you to create a problem like this.”
“ i have let you fuck up my life so far, but i’m not going to let you fuck up this!”
“ and… and you blew your brains out.”
“ that’s strange. i don’t have any recollection of that at all.”
“ all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.”
“ how do you like it?”
“ what are you doing down here?”
“ i- i can’t really remember.”
“ you can’t remember?”
“ i think we should discuss what should be done with him.”
“ i don’t think that’s true.”
“ you are concerned about him… and are you concerned about me?”
“ have you ever thought about my responsibilities?”
“ oh, __, what are you talking about?”
“ stay away from me!”
“ you’ve had your whole fucking life to think things over!”
“ what good’s a few minutes more gonna do you now?”
“ please! don’t hurt me.”
“ i’m not gonna hurt you.”
“ you didn’t let me finish my sentence. i said; i’m not gonna hurt ya… i’m just gonna bash your brains in.”
“ i’m not gonna hurt you. i’m just gonna bash your brains in. i’m gonna bash ‘em right the fuck in.”
“ stop swinging the bat.”
“ put the bat down.”
“ give me the bat.”
“ what are you doing? hey… hey wait a minute.”
“ what are you doing? open the door!”
“ open the goddamn door!”
“ listen. let me outta here and i’ll forget the whole goddamn thing.”
“ i think you hurt my head real bad. i’m dizzy… i need a doctor.”
“ don’t leave me in here.”
“ you’ve got a big surprise coming to you. you’re not going anywhere.”
“ i fear you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest way possible.”
“ redrum! redrum!”
“ __, i’m home.”
“ come out, come out, wherever you are.”
“ i can’t get out. run.”
“ run and hide!”
“ here’s johnny!”
“ you can’t get away!”
“ i’m right behind ya!”
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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the government dudes: we know you killed those men! you're going to jail!
gogol: no i'm not watch this
gogol: *kills himself*
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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warringbeauties
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  “Is it an interesting dead body? Or just a boring one? Interesting ones always excite me.”
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❛     it’s  very  interesting  !!  look  !!     ❜
..  you  pull  out  a  gun  and  shoot  yourself  ,  crumbling  to  the  ground  .  the  joke  is  that  you  were  talking  about  your  own  dead  body  .  classic  comedy  !!
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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❛     does  anyone  want  to  see  a  dead  body  ??     ❜
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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Send “#b” and I’ll shuffle my music player, and use my favorite line from the next song as a starter!
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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“I have to wonder how many days could you go without injuring yourself or others?”
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❛     dazai  ,  you  have  to  know  me  well  enough  to  know  !!  here  ,  i’ll  quiz  you  !!  it’s  a  test  of  your  friendship  !!  here’s  my  question  :  how  many  days  can  i  go  without  hurting  anyone  ,  including  myself  ?  i’ll  even  give  you  a  hint  ,  da ~ zaiiii  !!  because  you’re  my  closest  friend  !     ❜
you  grin  ,  pulling  a  revolver  out  of  your  coat  .  with  no  hesitation  ,  you  shoot  yourself  in  the  foot  .
❛     ZEROOOOOOO  !!!     ❜
@deviantsbliss
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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i love all my muses........
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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“This is your mess, you clean it up.”
this meme i’m too lazy to link     /     not accepting.
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❛     how  unfair  ,  really  !!  that’s  mean  ,  you  know  .  you  walked  in  here  in  the  middle  of  my  fun  ,  so  you  might  as  well  help  !     ❜  you  have  a  place  to  put  the  severed  limbs  and  the  entrails  ,  of  course  ——  or  maybe  you’ll  just  use  them  to  decorate  the  place  ——  but  what  are  you  to  do  with  the  blood  ,  staining  the  walls  and  the  carpet  and  the  ceiling  ?  things  like  that  are  too  difficult  to  clean  .  you  let  out  a  quiet  whine  ,  clinging  to  what’s  left  of  the  man’s  torso  .
❛     you  were  here  ,  so  you  haaaave  to  help  !!  that’s  just  common  sense  ,  really  !!  can  i  borrow  your  knife  ,  by  the  way  ?  it  looks  sharper  than  mine  .     ❜
@blocdstained
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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Starters for the murder couples... {POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING}
“I thought I told you to kill him/her?”
“You have blood on your cheek.”
“The prisoner is yours before the sun comes up.”
“Please, can I kill them?”
“No! You can’t kill this one!”
“I need your help. The body’s too heavy.”
“I don’t know why I stay with you?”
“Are you fucking stupid?!”
“Didn’t I tell you to take care of them?”
“Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it.”
“God! You couldn’t have picked a skinnier person to kill?”
“I’ll get the mop!”
“I’ll get the saw.”
“You know the drill.”
“You lure them in and I’ll knock ‘em out.”
“We kill people and then we fuck. It’s our thing.”
“I lure them in and you knock ‘em out.”
“Do I have blood on my face?”
“I thought you said you were going to clean up the mess?!”
“This is your mess, you clean it up.”
“Let’s keep him/her for a few days.”
“The cops are coming.”
“They’re going to find out it’s us eventually.”
“We’re like Bonnie and Clyde.”
“I’ve been shot.”
“It’s not bad! You’re gonna make it! You just gotta stay awake.”
“Please don’t leave me.”
“We’ll stick to our story.”
“I’ll take the life in prison/death penalty. I won’t let you go to jail.”
“You’re my Bonnie.”
“I’m your Clyde.”
“Was it worth it? All this blood?”
“Yeah. It was a good time.”
“I’ll see ya on the other side.”
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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urges  ,  urges  ,  rotten  terrible  urges  course  through  you  as  you  hold  the  tender  meat  of  the  liver  in  your  gloved  hands  .  the  body  it  belonged  to  is  scattered  on  the  floor  ,  taken  apart  meticulously  by  yours  truly  until  there  is  no  way  of  identifying  the  victim  ,  the  man  who  even  you  did  not  know  !  a  job  well  done  ,  yet  you  cannot  for  one  moment  tear  your  eyes  away  from  the  liver  .  so  warm  ,  so  wet  ,  and  when  you  clench  your  fists  it  squelches  and  squirms  in  your  hands  .
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mocking  you  ,  mocking  you  !  it’s  mocking  you  ,  nikolai  !  it’s  mocking  you  by  sitting  there  with  its  juices  and  its  red  red  exterior  and  you  know  it  will  go  bad  if  it  is  not  put  to  use  soon  !  won’t  you  try  it  ,  nikolai  ?  you  know  you  want  to  !!  i’m  you  ,  and  i  know  you  want  to  !!  it  would  be  so  satisfying  ,  aaaaaah  ------  !
teeth  sink  into  meat  ,  tender  and  raw  ,  and  red  pours  down  your  chin  ,  covers  every  inch  below  your  lips  .  you  tear  a  part  off  with  your  teeth  .  it’s  so  gross  ,  but  you  can’t  stop  !!  how  can  you  stop  ?  you’ve  only  just  started  !!
a  delighted  giggle  escapes  you  ------  that’s  it  ,  nikolai  ,  lift  the  organ  up  to  your  mouth  again  and  bite  it  even  though  you  haven’t  swallowed  .  bite  it  and  chew  ,  and  savor  the  raw  meat  as  best  you  can  .  savor  it  as  it  travels  down  your  throat  ,  warm  and  gross  and  so  ,  so  delicious  .  savor  it  .
ah  ,  but  you’re  so  impatient  ,  so  greedy  ,  and  before  you  know  it  you’ve  finished  .  what  a  shame  !!  a  travesty  !!  you  were  enjoying  that  !!
then  your  eyes  fall  on  the  scattered  body  parts  ------
------  there’s  always  room  for  seconds  .
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unjest-blog · 7 years ago
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Animal Familiar
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Crow
The Crow is a very interesting, complex familiar to have, and seems to have a lot of personality to its behavior. Though it is seen by some as representing evil, it is in fact a sign of luck as well, either good or bad, and is strongly tied with magic as well. Despite its worse side of its reputation, it is not a trickster, but in fact very wise and adaptable. In the same way, you are a very intelligent and creative individual, though you may be misunderstood by your peers. The Crow familiar brings good luck to their master, acts as a mentor or guidance to them, and inspires them with bright and creative ideas. ------------ This familiar represents -Creativity -Closeness to magic -Luck -Intelligence -Wisdom -Adaptability -Being misunderstood
Tagged: Stole it from myself Tagging: y’all
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