unjesuser

[unjesuser]

rest in peace i suppose

Fucker *freezes your gender fluod*

[unjesuser]

I want that guy

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

[unjesuser]

this is my only blog to not have a plush as my picture.

[unjesuser]

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

[unjesuser]

THE AFTERLIFE.

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

[unjesuser]

matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"

[unjesuser]

Ah. Unheaven.

[unjesuser]

[unjesuser]

I am not He.

I like being in my little box. it's nice, and cozy

[unjesuser]

I would rather die standing than live kneeling.

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[unjesuser]

wheat.

cheese.

Sincerely,

@anti-timeloop-police

wheat.

[unjesuser]

i'm putting a ticking time bomb on this blog when it explodes so does this guy

i'm putting a ticking time bomb on this blog when it explodes so does this guy

[unjesuser]

oh hey it's my time bomb i forgot about that-

i'm putting a ticking time bomb on this blog when it explodes so does this guy

[unjesuser]

woah there buddy i will do it for a price. for late pride month, i'll give you a trans discount! 🏳️‍⚧️

My local Michael’s has transgender pumpkins.

[unjesuser]

You and @unjesuser should fight.

nah, we're buddy pal friends

[unjesuser]

yeah i'm coming over for tea later

You and @unjesuser should fight.

nah, we're buddy pal friends