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the one good AI feature

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Literally he needs to get a grip

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

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A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

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*otherkin zeppelin crash* ojhhh the huma- i mean oohh the something else

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the neurodivergent guys.

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Have you noticed the funny business? (also doodles don't get spelling checks thats the law of the land)

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TOUGH CAT

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A mighty and dangerous tiger oc!!!!

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NATURE SCENE OF WOLVES HUNTING IN THE FOREST

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@princessmo

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This one is the best in a while

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i don't think anyone has ever fallen in love with someone because of their strong sense of restraint, their elaborate performance of apathy and their ability not to triple text. just sayin