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im sorry i hit your cock but in all fairness look at how stimmable it is
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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever
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The technical term for fingering being "digital penetration" is so cool actually. Welcome. to my cyber world........
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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
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“BDSM is sex for autistic people” post is funny to me because me and my bf realized that we’re both lapsed Catholics and to us it’s more like “BDSM is catholicism for gay people”
Oh the Catholicism/BDSM overlap might be even stronger than the autism/BDSM overlap
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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary
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it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.
my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.
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Pussy so good it sounds like I'm taking poison damage when I'm fuckin' it. Ough! Argh. Ah. Arrg! Uuuh. Ack!
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Angolan Air Force cadet training in the Soviet Union, 1987. Photographer unknown.
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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The Kiss of the Lash - ink on paper, some digital - 2022
a commissioned piece
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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
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