unkledeath
unkledeath
Uncle Death’s House
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Sardo, 30's, he/they. BG3 fan, most irritating man alive.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
unkledeath · 9 hours ago
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this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college
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unkledeath · 1 day ago
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When they ask me “how high are you”
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unkledeath · 2 days ago
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I want my funeral to have a merch table. Lil badge pins with a text saying "weird uncle funeral" or some shit, wristbands and all. Black t-shirts with a print of my tombstone text on it in white gothy typeface. On the back of the shirt is a portrait of me as a crudely drawn skeleton, burning in hell.
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unkledeath · 3 days ago
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Found this randomly on a walk. I didn't see any sharp blades or anything anywhere so I'm???
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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再来搬点草点的嗯嗯
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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Alice Cooper and Vincent Price in The Nightmare (1975)
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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Sits on your dash
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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face of a man who has known sorrow
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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Thought she was winking at me but turns out she just had to sneeze
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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wyll in a suit again
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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can't go mumblin about a lack of wyll content if im not gonna saddle up and draw my beautiful prince myself
got a new save (because i figured out how to play with THREE tavs muahaha) and i've been missing wyll's banter and romance absent in my no-companion run. i love him, your honor.
i'm also a big fan of the trend of tieflings getting their horns tangled with wyll's after cuddling seshes, but i realized long-haired updo bitches like me can live that dream too! especially my Songbird and her silly lil side-bun (i'm also aware the first panel and the second don't necessarily hook up in terms of how that tangling works. counterpoint: i made this in an hour, man, ive been job-drawing all month im so tired)
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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the real protagonist
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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living in paris means u walk into a clothing store and there is a fucking thing. Name of GuGu.
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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skittles update is i got her a hat
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unkledeath · 4 days ago
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I made him sit still for another photo
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