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They should Tell everyone on both love island and survivor that a nuke blew up the Us and that they have to work together to start a new society . And then see which one becomes more warlike / Powerful
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Omg not only did she like me she gave me a rose???
Girl who once OUTED ME to a guy she was into (bc he was into me) just liked me on hinge hello????
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I’m starting to get annoyed I told myself I wouldn’t start book 2 and then I tossed and turned for 3 hours. It’s not 5:30am. Will I be able to sleep before I finish this series????
#book 2 is longer than book one too… by 100 pages#like I read fast but idk if I can finish 1100+ pages and get enough sleep and do my laundry and go to therapy before work tomorrow…
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Okay so I’m 90% sure I know where this cats owner goes to school. I don’t know where to go from here. I can visit maybe…?
Just saw a cat named cumshot on Instagram, cried, and blocked everyone I knew who liked the photo.
Maybe I’m fuckign soft and boring and lack a sense of humor but that’s so fucking deeply unfunny to me and that cat deserves so much fucking better.
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Possible episode leading me to steal this cat. In their tagged pics I found someone and all the people they follow go to schools in the state I live in. One of them goes to a school in my city. Maybe I can infiltrate?
Just saw a cat named cumshot on Instagram, cried, and blocked everyone I knew who liked the photo.
Maybe I’m fuckign soft and boring and lack a sense of humor but that’s so fucking deeply unfunny to me and that cat deserves so much fucking better.
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Just saw a cat named cumshot on Instagram, cried, and blocked everyone I knew who liked the photo.
Maybe I’m fuckign soft and boring and lack a sense of humor but that’s so fucking deeply unfunny to me and that cat deserves so much fucking better.
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scrolling thru tumblr bc the mc of this book im reading can’t get her shit together 😭😭😭😭😭
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Wait guys when I was younger I used to listen to music while actively p*rging is this normal
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Wait lowkey red string of fate
Girl who once OUTED ME to a guy she was into (bc he was into me) just liked me on hinge hello????
#we met when we were like 12 and weren’t friends and then were at the same place over the summer when we were 15 (not too uncommon)#and then I saw one of her TikTok’s went viral like 2 yrs later and it annoyed me bc people were fancasting her in the comment section#for a fandom I was in 😭😭😭#and now… she’s hitting me up on hinge#like does she know who I am bc I don’t have a common name but also I feel like I’m not very recognizable
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Anyways she’s cute and this was like 5 years ago we’re chillin
Girl who once OUTED ME to a guy she was into (bc he was into me) just liked me on hinge hello????
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Girl who once OUTED ME to a guy she was into (bc he was into me) just liked me on hinge hello????
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Thinking abt the time my urgent care dr walked into the room and said “guess who has mono!!!” Like girl I hope not me tf??? (It was me)
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Just double checking that ana angels know to take extra strength multivitamins focused on biotin, calcium and omega 3, 6, & 9 to preserve their organs and bones. Protein is also your best friend cause it’ll stop your body from eating your muscle so you’re toned/sculpted when you reach your ugw. Im not trying to promote ana. Let’s give each other some grace, this is an addiction. I just want you angels to do this as safe as possible cause I know we can’t stop.
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Trying to think up a subversive and hilarious new way to make a hawk tuah joke and having a violent brain hemorrhage from all the mental stimulation on the subway and i die badly and people gather around my ugly corpse and make fun of how bad my outfit is
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