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Horn

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.

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Dragon Tournament Round 51

Purble context and origins:

Such a rant was posted on drama rising, a blog where people could complain to their hearts content or discuss topics not allowed on flight rising. (or complain about wasting a perfectly good dragon ig)

He purble

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STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(

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YUDHO

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love how the ming dynasty has a long series of really competent and hardworking and idealistic emperors who each get on the throne and go i’m going to be the best emperor ever, unlike my good-for-nothing predecessor who let the bureaucrats make all the decisions while he sat back and worked in his hobbies! and then they realize that the squabbling confucian bureaucracy has gridlocked the government so badly that the emperor couldn’t make any decisions even if he wanted to and they’re like ohhhh i get it now

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fandom sucks now I never see PSAs for writers about what can and cannot be used as lube

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the thing is that i do wholeheartedly believe hannibal would be a good husband. not a good person at all but you dont need to be a good person to be a good husband

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In the asgzc dragon au Cloud is the only one who interacts with humans often enough for them to know him - the others don't really do it unless it's some dragon hunter trying to take them down, or Genesis doing the dragon (wyvern) version of armed robbery. But Cloud a) regularly goes into random towns to steal and b) is landbound which makes it a lot easier to run into humans. And humans absolutely detest him, but most of them are like random farmers who really don't want to pick a fight with him, and they also realized there's other dragons around too so they think attacking Cloud might provoke the others too (and they are right). But on the other hand, because Cloud is just a wyrm, he's also seen by a lot of people as less of a problem compared to the dragons and wyvern

Leading to a situation that's like

Knights on a quests, dragon hunters, royal army, whatever: We have come to vanquish the monsters plaguing your lands! The silver dragon Sephiroth, the red demon Genesis, we will free you of them!

Villagers that only know Sephiroth and Genesis exist because they've spotted them having lunch with Cloud a couple times: Yeah how about that asshole lizard that keeps eating our chickens. Can you do something about him too. He doesn't breathe fire he keeps insulting people when we chase him off and that's honestly more annoying

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Let Angeal be sassy. That is all.

(Another panel from OTSOC). 

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alto which is the best sephiroth ship do you think

It's been a while since my last Sephiroth ship poll. There's some new faces in the community, which maybe means a fresh set of participants. Should we do another vibe check?

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yes, you!!

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.