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i make a game out of reading fanfiction and pinpointing the exact moment i can tell the author read homestuck

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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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The last person I had a real genuine hookup with just told me she's trans and just started HRT and I'm vindicated cuz within literal seconds of meeting her I was mentally like "oh, they're gonna have tits by the end of the year" lmao

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

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‘Sonic Adventure 2’ was released on the SEGA Dreamcast 24 years ago today in the US. Support us on Patreon

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dirk is both one of the best and one of the most frustrating characters to analyze especially in a post epilogue world because at least 40% of what people say about him makes me think like. okay, well, you fell for it

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Yknow I thought you were cool at first, I like trains and public transport is important.

But I highly encourage you to rethink your anti-military statements. Because when the next war rolls around, people like you are going to be the reason morale and draft numbers are so low. And trust me, when America loses, it won't be fun for you.

Just like every other American war of the past 60 years, the next one will just be an excuse to kill a million brown people on the other side of the world, I want America to lose that. Imperialism is bad actually

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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I genuinely think if you want to have kids, you should have a list of at least a dozen people who you would trust at the drop of a hat to pick your kid up or take care of them in an emergency. Family, friends, neighbors - you need to start building your village so when you have a kid somebody can bring a meal, or help around the house postpartum, or take an older child on short notice in case of an emergency.

And be ready to be that person for others - even if you are child-free for life, look out for your pregnant, postpartum, adopting, and child-rearing community members and see if they need support.

And don't come on my post and say "don't have a kid unless you can care for them alone." It's just not true. A single person given full responsibility for the life of a child (especially an infant) can become a danger to themselves and their kids. They are the primary caregiver, not the only one. In many cultures (and among the wealthy in every culture) it is normal to hire people to assist with children, especially newborns, whose care equates to a full-time job.

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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I've got a theory that when Vulcans say "I do not experience that emotion" or "I do not feel ___" it's actually a traditional mantra/prayer rather than a statement of fact.

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I get road rage walking behind people.

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