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"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"

YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

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𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐧, 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 — 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐦𝐢𝐭. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡.

— I redrew an older piece I did for the 2021 Earthshaker Terra Zine. The original is below the cut.

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"can you explain this gap in your resume?" I once breached the Fade in the name of another, to serve the Old Gods of the empire in person. I found only chaos and corruption. Dead whispers. For a thousand years I was confused. No more. I have gathered the will to return under no name but my own, to champion withered Tevinter and correct this blighted world. Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty!

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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Notes:

"We Will Rock You" and "We Are The Champions" are paired because the rock stations in my area frequently play the songs back-to-back. Plus, they flow nicely together, thematically and musically.

"Fat Bottomed Girls" and "Bicycle Race" are paired because "Bicycle Race" references the first song: fat-bottomed girls will be riding today/so look out for those beauties, aw yeah

Yes, you may bring a friend on stage to help you sing "Under Pressure". Coin flip for who's Bowie and who's Freddie.

If you choose "Bohemian Rhapsody", you must first audition by performing the Galileo section to demonstrate your vocal range.

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the circle mage origin is so wild like you can prove yourself completely untrustworthy to any authority and duncan will be like "you know what? i like that. shows initiative. also blood magic isn't even that bad you're all pussies."

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so true

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this is how it feels every time someone says Tumblr is going to shut down tbh

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having mutuals who are all also mutuals of each other is like living in a fucking hive mind. heres a post, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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vibes of that experimental time in animated kids movies: alt indie, gay, STRONG aesthetic, weirdly dark, epic world-building, gay again, found family as fuck, demon ladies, cat ladies, father issues, SHIPS AND STUFF

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

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reasonable people: the drop in fertility rates is at least partially due to the economic circumstances we are living in. perhaps more people under 30 WOULD be interested in having children if there were resources like universal healthcare and universal childcare, making it more financially feasible to start a family at-

unreasonable people: no. wrong. we need to ban abortion and also bring back teen pregnancy in a big way.

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my ability to read what ive typed out 20 times before hitting post and still not notice a typo is remarkable

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we should hungarianise english swearing. lets start saying what the cock.

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dragon who lives uphill from a village and generally is actually a really good neighbor except sometimes she gets really broody and kidnaps a random human and tucks them under her wings for a day

no one even really minds because she’s very nice and this is one of the consequences of having a dragon neighbor. it’s just kinda inconvenient, but it’s nice for them to have a day off anyway