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Three days late but hey happy pride month! I'm extra trans this month. And gonna eat my pharmacist for not giving me my testosterone.

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There is though, something very ethereal about the way they stand starkly against the landscape. Man made angels is a really good description

Biblical angels honestly

i think there's something kinda whimsical or poetic about streetlamps and transmission towers. idk what it is. they're like. man-made angels, or something. maybe I'm just crazy. mostly writing this down bc ill probably re-visit it for poetry inspo lmao.

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could you imagine being a paleontologist studying the coelacanth and then just. oh turns out it’s not dead. we don’t need dead thing experts anymore we need live thing experts. thanks for your years of study but we need the Present Men, not the Past Knowers

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#3 is the hottest of tea I’m following rn

Jet Lag News Update

#1. Ben Threatened To Break His Legs If He Doesn't Get His New Switch Soon

"Our sources say this indicates the ever approaching filming date of s15, with the release of season 14 just around the corner."

#2. Breaking News: Adam Chase Asked The Public For Travel Tips Instead of Sam

"Trouble in paradise? Or was Adam Chase just not in the mood for Sam yapping about planes for three hours? Sam wants to know. No, really, Sam wants to know."

#3. Jet Lag The Game Turns Three

"Sam Denby, founder of Jet Lag the Game, diagnoses his child with developmental problems, co-founder Ben Doyle disagrees: 'It has drawn sooo many circles, Sam!' - co-founder Adam Chase remains suspiciously silent on the issue."

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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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Jet Lag + Textposts

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My dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called "jet lag the game" yoư'll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude swear just saw John Green in paris

My buddy Sam pacing: the deutsche bahn train schedule is lying to us

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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We are losing nearly ten percent of the planet’s insect population every decade due to human influence. If you have taken even an entry level biology course you understand how terrifying that figure is for not just humans but all life on Earth. As EO Wilson put it,

“If all mankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago. If insects were to vanish, the environment would collapse into chaos”

Even despite the urgency of this issue, there are few conservation initiatives focused solely on preserving invertebrates. The Xerces Society is one such organization! If you share my concern about insect population decline (and you are able to do so), please consider donating to their current fundraiser to help protect our most vulnerable neighbors. They are still short of their fundraising goal!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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you! tumblr user!

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crossposting here bc this tactic needs to spread like wildfire

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