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I think an underappreciated element of Leia's character is that even after days or weeks of ruthless interrogation interspersed with torture, she still had the presence of mind to identify a feature of the Stormtrooper who barged into her cell that she could mock.

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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season

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my heart's full to the brim w the joy of loving btw. i'll die one day but also i won't. on account of the love.

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Babe you haven't sexualised me once today, what's wrong?

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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

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kabru dunmeshi is basically a chernobyl survivor who was adopted by an eternally young hot white woman who was going to pamper him for his entire life but instead of wanting to be pampered he was like "mom, i need to become a stalker. i need to return to the Zone" and his elf mom was like "nooo the Zone sucks you'll be shot by a bandit" and he was like "no mom i need to go to the Zone and find out what happened" and she was like "fine" and pulled out a machinegun from her days in the Suicide Squad and trained him to kill while firing on him with live ammunition. Then he went to the Zone and immediately got killed by a pack of wild dogs because elf mom only taught him how to shoot other humans

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Met a real full human person with an identical twin cousin.

Everyday we get closer to Adrien Agreste manifesting in this reality

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We understand where she's coming from here but this is an insane thing to say given shes blasted multiple things with weaponized friendship

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i just think we should sexualize fat men more

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GUARDS! play with my hole a little

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Hgsk. Got an annotated note in my mychart from the doctor who did the additional breast ultrasound on Friday, and the “unusual range of spinal flexibility” note is killing me because a) that has nothing to do with my breast health and b) I know the exact moment she’s referring to.

They needed to scan the side of my breast more clearly. But instead of rolling over onto my side like they expected, I just twisted my upper torso and asked, “Is this enough?” while keeping my hips flat and the doctor just straight up looked at me like I’d performed a maneuver from the Exorcist.

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

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