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my strong and intimidating mama

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.

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Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

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Having fun with The Sims 1

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why did n just tell me she's the leader of team plasma on the ferris wheel. ruined the mood for our date :/

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Old Yeller just parried the bullet

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I'm sure false etymology posts aren't like actually more common than any other type of misinformation on this website, it just happens to be a type of misinformation I'm better at spotting and a type of misinformation that shows up in the type of posts people I follow tend to reblog. but dang false etymology posts sure are common

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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I'm not learning to tailor my fucking clothes stop sending links. If they don't make clothes that fit I simply will not buy them. They should just sell clothes that fit. And if not I will continue to wear my sweatpants

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“We gonna kill every last one of ya.”

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Dogy named Pieceof Shit

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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Ok, so.

In the World Of Darkness games - both of them - vampires are paralysed if they have a stake through their hearts. And this is considered "one of their weaknesses is having a stake through their heart"

But if you ram a stake through a human's heart, they just fucking die, which I think we would all agree is a worse consequence then being temporarily paralysed.

Ergo, by any reasonable standard, it's actually humans who are vulnerable to stakes through the heart, while vampires are resistant to them.

So what the fuck?

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