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“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too
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Me: no officer I did not know I was 50 over the limit and I promise im not reaching for a gun
Robot I programmed to repeat JAV Video titles in the passenger seat: BUSTY older woman gets creampie FUCKED wearing schoolgirl outfit?
Me: BOT!! NOT A GOOD TIME!!!
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bought something for myself today
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Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging. Pussy be hurting. Pussy be sizzling when it’s supposed to be squirting. Pussy disintegrating. Pussy dissolving. Pussy turning heads, that shit is revolving.
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