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wikipedia make up your mind girl am I god's specialest little boy because I gave you 20 dollars one time 5 years ago or am I personally torturing baby jesus with hammers by refusing to repeat the performance
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
#hmmm.#raspberry nectarine apricot#god i can't wait for nectarine season. only good thing about summer
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I was expecting anything but not Bard
#wizard.#all the wizard questions are basically ''are you a research scientist??'' it's sort of hard to avoid.#tatterbox
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BREAKING: after a negotiation between the players' union and the MLB commissioner, the league will be allowing all starting pitchers to add one additional spell slot after the trade deadline.
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when the article is titled "17 unknown facts I bet you didn't know" but i already know five of those:
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the résumé. yet another contemptuous and despicable piece of work from the french
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#i'm a maple syrup + fruit + whipped cream advocate#but if you can only have one or a subset it should be maple syrup#food
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Traditional ant names
Traditional ant names are based on one ant virtue as the first name and one ant “intimidating quality” as the last name.
For example:
Temperance the Absconder
Proportionality the Relentless
Synchronicity the Amputator
Alacrity the Calculating
Efficiency the Eternal Witness
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my mom recently reminded me that when i was in 5th grade my teacher would periodically report to her that i was "sneaky" because i would ask to use the bathroom during class and instead go retrieve things from my locker that i had forgotten to bring with me
and even at the time she thought this was ridiculous and obviously not representative of an intrinsically deceitful nature, fortunately for me. but it's really extra ridiculous looking back on it now as a 28-year-old research professional who has to double back into the room i just left for some combination of gloves, tube rack, ice bucket, or samples at least once a day, a quality absolutely no one cares about or would ever make me justify to another person and which i therefore don't have to tell contrived lies about
#i did eventually develop more capacity to check for an essential list of items before going somewhere less accessible#e.g. if i am going to teach or to a meeting across campus i don't like. forget my laptop#but something that's down the hallway??? for a non-time-bounded activity?#i am probably never going to develop the capacity to have 100% of those things every time i go somewhere and it just. doesn't matter.#my school was less weird about this stuff than a lot of places i hear about and most teachers would e.g. enter negotiations about a way#for me to hand things in that i would actually consistently remember was happening and could show up to. so usually i was fine.#but it just made it more notable that this person thought i was like. an inveterate liar. because i wanted to go get the 1 notebook i forgo#out of the six books and notebooks i was supposed to be carrying around that day#without getting publicly scolded for being too disorganized to adapt to future life stages.#box opener
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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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i’m not like other guys, i like talking heads, i like david lynch, and i know what harsh noise is
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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.
via reddit.com
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