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happy middle aged friday

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Pussy from a guy who whimpers and hides his face when you compliment him

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Also anyone reblogging my pictures with some variation of "hello" I am waving to you and inviting you to come sniff my bulge

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stupid fucking dogboys shut up and get beneath me challenge

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"Just friends" while my balls are smacking your little pussy and we both ignore our phones

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Okay I'm too excited about these so I'm posting one early

Love you @kingofthefae 💕

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Cock warm me while you scroll through tumblr so I can feel your little cunt tighten every time you see something that turns you on.

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Polaroid collection of us fucking in every position. 🖤

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When I say “breed me” I don’t mean just a cream pie, I mean rough and animalistic, pin me down and fuck me deep and raw until I’m shaking, push yourself as deep into me as you can and cum deep inside me, plug me up with your dick and then fuck me again

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hey don’t cry. they’re doing crazy things to that man’s cervix on ao3. ok?

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what if we platonically made a sex tape

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sucking on the tip like a lollipop >>>

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Don't flirt with me, I'll think about you spitting in my mouth later.

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i wanna rub my face on someone’s bulge like a desperate slut then get face fucked but the universe thinks that’s too much for me apparently

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it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore