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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

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Teen LGBT Squad

Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.

This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke

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honestly my favorite 4chan post

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every time someone calls a cis man an egg because he decides to deviate even slightly from traditional masculine gender norms, an angel loses its wings

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I know that in the heat of the moment, "here's a list of why you should eat that person's face instead" might feel like a great way to save yourself, but the end goal here is to make the leopards fucking starve.

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I love very specific cakes

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Do you actually ship them or do you want them to be trapped together in a cave-in where one of them is injured and they have to talk to keep them distracted and stay sane while they wait for help, and end up opening up about their vulnerabilities and bond and then grow desperate as one starts to slip from consciousness while the other begs them to stay awake—

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BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

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ohhh i thought you said you wanted a bummer fag. not bum a fag. thats why i came over. oh well. you shouldnt smoke cigarettes btw they'll kill you. i mean we're all gonna die anyway so i guess it doesn't matter

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american puritan names have nothing on the first name of this 17th century dutch woman artist i just read about. my girl Tesselschade ('texel damage') named after the shipwrecking of her father's 44 trade ships on the coast of the island Texel in 1593.

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i think i may have accidentally gotten my roommate into petplay

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question: how does it feel to watch people you care about be mistreated? how would you describe that feeling?

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What if Crowley and Aziraphale moved to the South Downs and went to meet their neighbours for the first time, only to discover that theyre living next door to another couple who moved into the country together...

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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read