Hi. I joined Tumbr in autumn of 2024. she/herexmormon, asexual, married, american, leftistSteven Universe, Star TrekI like reading, journalling, and crafting.
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Shout out to the cashier at Aldi that made me and my wife malfunction
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“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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a song to celebrate the future death of prominent bad people.
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the day rowling croaks is an official trans holiday and we all need to be there to celebrate together. do not let that dickhead outlive you
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impressionism, but it's drawings of the scenery I'm passing on a road trip.
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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
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It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”
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I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.
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PSA:
Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.
That limit is 4g (8 “extra strength” (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).
A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.
Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).
Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.
The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.
After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.
You might think “why would I ever accidentally take so much?”
Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says “non-aspirin pain relief”, and anything that’s branded as a fever reducer. It’s all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.
So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.
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I don't always make perfect choices. And every bad thing that happens in my vicinity feels like it is personally my fault. The other day I felt guilty because the chicken restaurant my husband wanted for dinner had closed down, and somehow that was my fault?? I also recently have gotten stuck on the idea that I'm probably too much for my friends, despite their assertions to the contrary. My husband is truly baffled by my behavior.
I probably would be, too, if I didn't have to personally fight these demons every day. They are not baffling. They are the enemy. I will prevail.
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By the way, the prosecution just violated Luigi Mangione's HIPAA rights and I have not seen people talking much about it
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