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ARNOLD HAS SPECIAL MAGIC BLOOD TOO!? shut up

i guess if there are magic time loops there can be an actual goddess with implied demigod-like descendants, FINE

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reminding myself how silly it is to constantly compare myself to others for Make A Terrible Comic Day

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oblivio did severance better than severance

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rishe: i'm gonna get myself kidnapped

arnold: i'll allow it on one condition

rishe: ?

arnold: you take me on a little leash on the boat and tell everyone i'm your servant

rishe: you are sick, i love it

raul: *would they please dismiss me i'm going to die*

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rishe: i'm gonna get myself kidnapped to save the other women being kidnapped

raul: whoa whoa whoa that's too dangerous shouldn't prince arnold or i go in drag instead

rishe: while that may work for a twink like yoel prince arnold is way too tall and buff and you are too tall for that to work

raul: wait

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Yoel: You know you could conquer my entire country in a single day if you felt like it

Rishe: *miming slitting her throat* 😬 ixnay on the onqueringcay

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love when im watching a documentary and im like "yep thats an egyptologist alright"

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yoell better have some redeeming qualities because i am not into this character at all

i keep picturing him as a generic afro'd character from one piece and it's not helping

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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ok but i did not know some of the bonus chapters are print edition only i am so glad i got the english editions out from the library to see the illustrations, because i was treated to some very trashy and indulgent extras *chef's kiss* on to the volume 5 bangaihen!

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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Raul's fucking FACE

RIP Raul for being stuck in between the most in love married not married couple ever. He's already tired of their shi-

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Here is the full paper.

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just me over here thinking about unpaid japanese women amateur novelists making unbelievably intricate and satisfying plots no one appreciates

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is ANYONE in this theater actually here to see the opera