unsafe-cat
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unsafe-cat · 3 months ago
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and btw my nullge is sooooo squishy n squeaky n grabable n gropeable just so u know
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unsafe-cat · 4 months ago
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coloured sketch comm for foxful on bsky!! tysm!
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unsafe-cat · 5 months ago
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"You'd make such a cute brainwashed girlfriend." I say totally unprompted, twirling a pair of chunky cushioned headphones in my hand.
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unsafe-cat · 6 months ago
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Making a subject brings whatever device you want to use as an induction to you.
“Go bring me my pendant toy”
“Fetch me your leash pet”
“Bring me your headset drone”
“Go get your headphones for me”
Watching as the slowly walk back, knowing exactly what each one means, seeing the excitement in their eyes.
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unsafe-cat · 6 months ago
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unsafe-cat · 6 months ago
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i feel bad for having a small dick, but it also makes me feel happy? brain make up your mind?
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unsafe-cat · 8 months ago
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STOP using anti-drone language!
Instead of "You're so smart", try "You're so well trained"!
Instead of "Could you please do X", try "Be obedient and do X"
Instead of "What's your name?" try "I'm assigning you a serial number."
And, of course, instead of "thanks" or "nice work", try "good drone"
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unsafe-cat · 8 months ago
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you know what i need? i need to get brainwashed into thinking i'm a real life cat. aawhehwheh
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unsafe-cat · 8 months ago
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Anyway, I need to be brainwashed. I need a full factory reset. I need someone who knows better to tell me what my life is going to look like from now on, and I need my mouth to be incapable of talking back. What's a mouth for anyways besides giving oral and affirming commands?
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unsafe-cat · 8 months ago
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am i the only girl who likes playing with her soft lil penis as a stimtoy?
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unsafe-cat · 9 months ago
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i think i love you
She's cute in that "fuckable house pet" kind of way
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unsafe-cat · 9 months ago
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mrrp
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unsafe-cat · 11 months ago
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"You were so complicated before... So full of thoughts and confusion... But now look at you! You're the cutest little kitty in the whole world! My cute little kitty."
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unsafe-cat · 11 months ago
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im in heat
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unsafe-cat · 11 months ago
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Local robot once again yearning to be reprogrammed into a good obedient drone just there to be helpful for its friends and with no identity beyond that
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unsafe-cat · 11 months ago
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dunking your hand into a suspiciously enticing tub of a glossy black liquid and when u pull it out the goop has formed a paw around your hand. a very much non-dextrous cat paw, might i add. And it's spreading up your arm
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unsafe-cat · 11 months ago
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dick...
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