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╰   ♡ .   ❪ imssg ❫  soojin <3

soojin: someone sounds jealous...

soojin: he told me to have a nice day today. are you gonna kick his ass baby?

max: me?jealous?? haha

max: pft i'm never jealous

max: uh if he was hitting on you fuck yeah i am

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❝ ☆ *. imsg → all contacts.

CAMILLE: I DON'T KN OW PORN OK SGFDJLKF

CAMILLE: i literally Only know pornhub exists

CAMILLE: and now hentai heaven too ig

CAMILLE: i........... ok ouch??

CAMILLE: c-class —

CAMILLE: thats $240 a year for animated porn ???

MAX: and ur uncultured ??? why did i have a crush on u

MAX: damn right hentai heaven exists shes carrying the weight of the porn industry on her back

MAX: how dare u tell me how much im spending now im streseed take it ba ck

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[ 📲 gwenpool 🎥⚔️  ]

GWEN: so you love snails and hentai, other obscure things i should've known Before our film?

GWEN: you really had me googling cocking snails

GWEN: google now thinks i'm straight

GWEN: also why would anyone want something that had slime in their mouth? that is disgusting

MAX: dont judgw me right now im emotionally fragile

MAX: idk i'm kind of scared of caterpillars

MAX: its pride month no one's straight for the rest of june

MAX: idk!!!! but no snail is safe!!!!! i need u to save it )): and nuture it until i can pick it up and namw it and love it forever

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❝ ☆ * imsg. → rory

RORY: if i paid the fee for hurting ur feelings every time i did i'd be in so much debt

RORY: i never did anything its not my fault u get upset about everything

RORY: what a bold face lie... unless i dont count as a woman cause i know u dont respect me

RORY: uhhh to fuck people with max why else would i own a strap...

MAX: have you considered not hurting my feelings maybe ? its free

MAX: lol okay yeah keep lying to yourself

MAX: why would i respect u? u broke my heart.

MAX: *bc i don't respect nerds duh sorry typo

MAX: UVE HAD SE X?????

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╰   ♡ .   ❪ imssg ❫  soojin <3

max: was it the bell boy

max: i don't trust him :/ bad vibes

max: want me to punch someone for u

soojin: no i think the bellboy's kinda cute? :)

soojin: as if you would ever punch someone...

max: oh

max: why his heads too big for his body he'll never be able to fix that

max: and he's customer service is absolute shit

max: i actually have quite the fighting track record thank u v much

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╰   ♡ .   ❪ imssg ❫  soojin <3 .

soojin: anyone else hate every single local man here

soojin: tired of being approached and asked if i'm new in town or if i need a tour guide

soojin: i'll kill you

max: was it the bell boy

max: i don't trust him :/ bad vibes

max: want me to punch someone for u

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GWEN: just found a snail on the estate, you want it?

GWEN: honestly i'm afraid what's going to happen if i step on it

GWEN: either karma's going to haunt me or worse my shoe gets ruined :/

MAX: i just started crying

MAX: gwen i love snails

MAX: i need ypu to pick it up before somwone cooks it

MAX: pleasw

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sovereiqns‌:

everything about this is so new to her. the way she’s unable to wipe the smile off of her face, how she finds the deep blush on his cheeks adorable instead of pathetic ; it’s different and confusing and soojin’s not entirely sure why she doesn’t immediately hate it. he squishes her cheeks together and instead of slapping his hands away, she laughs, her smile only widening as she whines quietly at the playful gesture. it all’s so casual and genuine, no ulterior motives ( even if she’s sure she’ll tell others differently, those damn pride issues bubbling up ) or evil, calculated reason for her to purposely seek him out. “ do i ? i’m not the one with rosy cheeks right now. are you feeling sick ? ” her eyebrow raises, clearly teasing him as she brings a hand up to touch his forehead and cheek as if checking his temperature. her arms then move to loosely wrap around his neck, hands resting on the back of it. joking and flirting with him is easy in a way she never expected and she can’t figure out why. the two have never been particularly close and she wonders if this is so easy because of the fact that his feelings for her are already clear. she’s been left almost entirely in control of where their relationship goes, control being something she loves, and maybe that’s why she feels total freedom to be as affectionate and open as she’s being. “ so what if i kissed you first, hm ? maybe i’ve just wanted to kiss you for a while, ” she shrugs, beginning to tease him. “ should i not have ? you wanna pretend it didn’t happen so you can be the one to kiss me first ? ” the smile on his face is contagious and leaves soojin fighting the urge to lean in and steal another kiss. this is definitely new to her.

the shock of it all was slowly wearing off, and in its place a concealed panic was taking over. what the hell was he doing ? he can’t help but mentally curse himself out because no one should ever literally take their mother’s advice. come to think of it, he was starting to feel a little bit like norman bates. but that was something he’d have o dissect during a therapy session, which he would if he could ever afford to go. ever since his tragic, short lived seventh grade relationship ( where he was only asked out so a certain someone could acquire the answers to their chemistry finals ) he’d had an uneasy feeling in regards to girls. sure, he enjoyed admiring them but the prospect of someone admiring him back was almost too much for his heart to handle. despite his inner turmoil, he can’t help but soak in all of her features; the crinkles by her eyes when she smiles, her delicate features, the way the sun illuminates the different shades of her hair. he’s not stupid enough to think he’s in love, but he’s careless and hopeful enough to believe that he could be. maybe things didn’t work out with rory or camille so that they could work out with soojin. maybe it was fate. " m-maybe it’s just sunburn. sunscreen’s for losers. it’s not like i’m nervous to be around a pretty girl or something. ”  still, at her comment he wills himself to stop blushing like some lovestruck teen. he didn’t expect for it to be this easy, for soojin to be this kind. it has him feeling like he can accomplish anything on this trip, like life is gonna start to look up for him. “ soojin. ” he whines, as if it would stop her teasing. “ if you wanted to kiss me s bad, you shouldn’t have waited until monaco. ” his nose crinkles in playful disdain and he shakes his head. “ hell no, i’m gonna brag and tell everyone you kissed me first so they think you’re the one with a silly little crush and not me. ” yeah, he could fall in love with this. 

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CAMILLE: oh, well that explains it

CAMILLE: a skippable ad for reposted content is bearable, pornhub says hi??

CAMILLE: TWENTY BUCKS to watch nsfw anime........ couldn’t be me

MAX: i can't believe you just recommended pornhub to me

MAX: if you didn't already completely obliterate any and all positive emotions i have towards you that would've been a real deal breaker

MAX: ur right u lack the class

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sms → seb

sebastian: i'm speechless

sebastian: i can't wrap my head around the idea of soojin in a relationship

sebastian: u never know bro, she could surprise u

sebastian: good luck tho. she's.... something else lmfao

max: why not??

max: she's pretty and smart and kinda nice when you get to know her

max: surprise me ?? like with a present ??

max: she is something else :/ i think she's the prettiest girl i've ever seen

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❝ ☆ *. imsg → abed nadir

AUGGIE: akekeke (my plan worked perfectly)..... 😏😂

AUGGIE: man. you gotta get that power up bro u cant face the boss battle alone

AUGGIE: excuse me? almost broke my heart right there

AUGGIE: bro.... i give you kudos everyday i water your plants for you and give you my event creatures you think i'd be okay without your campsite in my life? :/

MAX: since im giving u attention every day now its time u drop ur hoes and focus on me ur #1 hoe

MAX: that was oddly comforting suddenly ive never been sad

MAX: auggie you know i would never break your heart on purpose i love u dude no homo

MAX: you're right ... i can't unadd you or else the villagers will think we broke up and i can't let them down

MAX: i'm feeling sentimental now i gotta go give u kudos and this clownfish i've been saving for weeks

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❝ ☆ * imsg. → cant do math :/

RORY: u were literally offering a dick pic 5 minutes ago why do i suddenly have to pay.

RORY: so stop stressing me and ur mom out we never did anything to u

RORY: u realise that ur one of these 'men' right....

RORY: okay im gonna put my strap on and send it

MAX: because i know my self worth. and also im charging u a fee for hurting my feelings.

MAX: you ??? never did anything to me ??? i have to laugh

MAX: i'm not like other men rory i respect women

MAX: fhksbff fvneif v

MAX: sorry cat walked on my screen hahah a why do u won a strap hahahah a

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❝ ☆ *. imsg →  hentai anti

VERA: DO U REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DOUBT THAT!!!!!

VERA: We Are Enemies. and i hope you know that.

VERA: did u just call me stupid

MAX: UH YES I DO!!!! I HELD THE DOOR FOR SOOJIN THE OTHER DAY!! AND IM A PROUD FEMINIST!!!!

MAX: i was your enemy First. i hope YOU know THAT.

MAX: yeah and what about it dummy

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❝ ☆ *. imsg → don't trust she screenshots.

GWEN: seeing you use ' horny ', yikes???

GWEN: but i took a screenshot so thanks maxie ❤️

GWEN: how much is it though?

MAX: its a human EMOTION

MAX: please don't send it to soojin i would die

MAX: 20 a month!!

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🦋 , 🌳, ⚠️, 🌊

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send 🦋 for a loving text.

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: not to be sappy but i love you holly

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: more than i love myself

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: you’re the best thing to ever happen to me and if you’re family can’t see that then they don’t deserve to know someone as beautiful and smart as you. 

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: now stop stealing my caprisuns u whore

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send🌳 for a happy text.

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: I JUSR PAID OFF ALL MY DEBT IN ANIMAL CROSSING

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: also my mom said she loves u but that’s not as important   

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send ⚠️ for a text meant for someone else.

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: [ DICK_PIC_ATTACHED ]

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: HOLLY PLEASE DONT OPWN U RMESSAGES 

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: JTS NOT EVEN A GOOD P IC

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send 🌊 for a sad text.

[💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: i should’ve stayed home 

 [💌 TEXT → HOLLY]: i’m so fucking selfish i always think about me first instead of my mom 

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🦋, 💡, ⚡

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send  🦋 for a loving text.

[💌 TEXT → GWEN ]: i know i’m not that good at saying how i feel or whatever 

[💌 TEXT → GWEN ]: but i just want you to know that you helping me make this film for my mom means the entire world to me. this is the most meaningful thing someone’s ever done for me. 

[💌 TEXT → GWEN ]: thank you. it means more than you know. 

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send 💡 for a scared text.

[💌 TEXT → GWEN ]: i’m so fucking scared gwen

[💌 TEXT → GWEN ]: i don’t want my mom to die

[💌 TEXT → GWEN ]: she’s the only good thing in my life

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send ⚡ for an angry text.

[💌 TEXT → GWEN ]: if you hate soojin that’s between the two of you but can you fucking stop acting like such a bitch every time i bring her up? it’s so fucking annoying. 

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🐰💀⚡

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send  🐰 for a goofy text.

[💌 TEXT → CAMILLE ]: i tried using pornhub for free like you suggested and i accidentally clicked on an ad and now i think my computer has a trojan virus 

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send 💀 for an urgent text.

[💌 TEXT → CAMILLE ]: csn you pleasw come and pick me up im so fucked up 

[💌 TEXT → CAMILLE ]: i dnot know wher ei am im so sad and lost 

[💌 TEXT → CAMILLE ]: and i thjnk my cab driver ripped me of f 

｡:ﾟ ‘✩､ send⚡ for an angry text.

[💌 TEXT → CAMILLE ]: stop acting like you fucking care about me. 

[💌 TEXT → CAMILLE ]: i don’t need your fucking pity. i don’t need your fucking help. i don’t need you to treat me like a fucking child because my mom’s dying.