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remember when I had an attention span longer than three minutes
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natasha: why are u guys’ tongues purple?
bucky: i had a blue slushy
steve: i had a red one
natasha: oh
natasha:
natasha: oH-
clint: you guys shared slushies?? gosh i’ve been trying to get nat to let me drink hers but she never lets me!
natasha: clint- no-
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1K CELEBRATION ↬ Anonymous asked: Favorite Animated Film?
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
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yo.... when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders....
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

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Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!
Repeat after me:
Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why is no one talking about this new spider ham video? (this is possibly the funniest thing i’ve ever seen)
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My father and I play this… game… in which we both pretend to be attempting to assassinate each other. When we serve the other food or drink, we’ll adopt the most suspicious mannerisms and wording possible, as though the food were secretly poisoned and we are eagerly waiting for them to eat it and die.
The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.
Wholesome family bonding.
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if you date me my sleep paralysis demon becomes OUR sleep paralysis demon ❤️
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Depends on where I am in the ritual tbh
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This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job
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terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well
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