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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

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Turkey Vulture (Cathartes aura), family Cathartidae, order Cathartiformes, FL, USA

photograph by Kathryn Young

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it took you a long time to learn how to read analog clocks

I am so good with cocks

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it took you a long time to learn how to read analog clocks

I am so good with cocks

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happy birthday!! You're legally required to publish this ask so everyone else can wish you a happy birthday too

Well if I have too legally....

birthday....

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At the Dyke Videogame Sex slot machine going "C'mon! We got 2 recognized games!" And then I get a sound I've never heard and I lose 2000 dollars like this: 7️⃣7️⃣🍋

I like this ask a lot.

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I have to assume you’ve answered this before but tumblr search is sucking like usual and I can’t seem to find it. so. Sorry skdhskhx.

How do you think folks should vote when they know what series/franchise a sound effect is from, but they don’t know the exact game?

Hi!!

I mean this in the nicest of ways, I do not care.

This blog is meant to be fun! You vote how you feel!

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love how Sir Gawain and the Green Knight takes the time to tell us that The Green Knight has a big butt, thick thighs, and a tiny waist. and also that Gawain is similarly double cheeked up with thick thighs. thank you anonymous Pearl Poet for this essential information

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it took you a long time to learn how to read analog clocks

I am so good with cocks

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It’s amazing when you read a book and characters who exist under a same demographic as you (especially when the author doesn’t) are just written amazingly. Like you can pinpoint people in your social circle who are them.

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by @beetlemoses

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hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

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It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :

There are no "exact color" of pride flags.

I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.

There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !

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the way silent hill 2 remake without the fog just looks like an average day in the uk