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unsteady-calcium · 9 hours
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Booth!
We’re talking about
translation!
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The murderer The murder weapon
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He'd kill for her if she asked.
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I've never met anyone more rational or intelligent. 
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unsteady-calcium · 2 days
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Bones Canon Timeline Rant
Coming soon!
This is going to be a series of me trying to make sense of (and make all my comments about how fucked up) the Canon timeline is.
I'm going to do all (12) seasons, but I still have to figure out how to format it.
It will most likely be a season by season thing but i have to get thoughts in order.
And why yes it doesn't matter because i come from Doctor Who where Time is meaningless, but when you're talking crime procedural it matters to me (and it annoys me to fucking death and ranting about things bring me joy)
Tagging some bones moots/people that have expressed interest in this topic.
@miz-chase @hodginspodgins @albatrossisland @snowblossomtumbles @mercurial-make-em-ups @unsteady-calcium @the-river-rix @vino---delectable @daffodildaisyjupiters
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I've never met anyone more rational or intelligent. 
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#i wasn’t staring #i was leering
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Hannah from Bones is so funny to me because she instantly shows equal (I’d argue more) interest in Brennan than Booth despite literally being introduced as his girlfriend
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Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person
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im the paleontologist who shoots all the ankylosaurus fossils to determine how bulletproof they were
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Typical “this killer is a whack-job” looks. 
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Season 1 forensic gang definitely acted extra gross in the lab just to fuck with Booth. There’s eyeballs in breakers and worse all over the place. Angela’s mental health was unfortunately collateral damage in their quest to ick out the FBI boy
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“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”
“Her training will protect her.”
“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”
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There is something missing in the Bones universe. An ecological niche left unfulfilled, if you will. I think it’s a long suffering FBI forensic team employee
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unsteady-calcium · 3 days
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Booth and Brennan’s individual dating histories gets funnier the longer you look at it. Booth dates a scientist at the Jeffersonian and then someone very passionate about the truth. Brennan dates Booth’s brother (briefly) and then his boss.
My guys. The real thing is literally within reach
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Love how un-put together Brennan was in the pilot. This woman is faceplanting into her bed and falling asleep fully clothed. she only had time to unlace one (1) boot
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Brennan’s sassiness in the pilot episode («if you drive one more block I am screaming kidnap out the window *huge grin*») was indicative of what she was like before she met Booth. The more strict no-fun-allowed persona which she displays more frequently in subsequent seasons was a direct response to the emotional closeness she and Booth developed - a defence mechanism against the vulnerability inherent with it. In this essay I will-
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