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I haven't posted to tumblr in literally years but....

I just gotta say.

If Fearne Calloway and Braius Doomseed walked one behind the other, hands on hips, there's a non 0 chance someone thinks the party is 6 people and a dope horse.

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Jackie scaring the fuck out of Fredo was the best

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I have 36000+ words written of a fahc based novel that I just don’t know what to do with.

I understand your pain

On the bright side, I never published the entirety of my FAHC headcanoned storyline...

On the down side...

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

I GOTTA REWRITE

EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!

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I logged onto my old laptop to play sims and it was named mad king so ffs

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We shoulda put him back y’all. I called it in 2013, but my jokes are not funny anymore.

Okay so we broke Ryan Haywood out of his shell … how do we put him back

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This was so cute???

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The honest to the gods worst thing about this is still yet to come.

Damn near decade, and we are going to have to watch the people I know we all think of as dear friends - you don't laugh alongside people like this without forming some kind of bond - carve this man out of their lives. It will take years to erase him.

We'll know what's missing when they are silent as they drive through the grapes. Who's going to take the task of chipping apart his house in Achieveland? We know that there will be a day that Jack says something just right and they will hear him.

I literally can't tell if I'm grieving for AH or with them.

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I’ve been gone for months because I’m just growing out of tumblr I guess.

But I’m back for just this moment to say that my username has changed from Ryannahwood. For obvious reasons.

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the long awaited rimulus timulus

check out the rest of the floral suit series: geoff | ryan | jack | ray

[commission me!]

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Freaking Ryan the Plague Doctor Guy

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BLACK-OWNED ALTERNATIVES TO DOLLS KILL

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So, hear me out- I respect and support everything happening with the protests in this country now; the police are a menace, Black people have suffered more than enough. But what if, for entirely unrelated reasons, I can’t stand Fiona Nova? She’s loud, she’s abrasive, she can’t be bothered to be a cohesive part of the group, she’s constantly intoxicated, and destroys the flow of every video. Consider, also- are there a lot of people who feel that way? Can she not be fired simply BECAUSE she’s blk

Here’s the thing anon: you are so full of shit.

You don’t like Fiona because she’s loud?  How is it that you like Michael Jones, who has made an entire career out of screaming in videos?  He literally yells at least once a video.  He is the king of Too Loud.  But I bet Michael Jones is the reason you discovered Achievement Hunter.  Rage Quit was absolutely what brought me in.

You don’t like Fiona because she is abrasive? But you like Ryan Haywood, who’s entire shtick is being a murderous bastard who is purposefully rude.  Did you watch the fucking Destiny Raid?  But that is funny and we love that about Ryan.

You don’t like Fiona because she can’t be bothered to be a cohesive part of the group?  But you like Jack, who is the Ultimate Troll, interrupting game play in co-op games at every turn.  But that is cheeky and playful and all in good fun.

You don’t like Fiona because she is….constantly intoxicated? Anon, I have no idea What The Fuck you are talking about with this one.  I have seen Fiona drunk in videos maybe a handful of times, and she is only ever drunk when everyone else is, too.  But I will indulge your delusions.  You like Jeremy, who is drunk as often as humanly possible.  You like Geoff, who, before getting sober, was Literally Drunk At All Times.

You don’t like Fiona for being Loud?  Then you don’t like Michael.

You don’t like Fiona for being Abrasive?  Then you don’t like Ryan.

You don’t like Fiona for Not Being Cohesive?  Then you don’t like Jack.

You don’t like Fiona for Being Drunk (which. What the Actual Fuck)? Then you don’t like Jeremy.  You don’t like Geoff.

It is fine for you to not like any member of Achievement Hunter. But don’t you Dare come here and say you not liking Fiona has nothing to do with her race or her gender.  Because you are a liar.  You are either racist or misogynistic or both.  Don’t tell me you don’t like Fiona for good reasons.  Fiona is just as Loud and Abrasive and Not Cohesive and Drunk as the rest of Achievement Hunter.  In fact, she is Less those things than any single member of the group. The only difference is that she is a woman and she is black.  THAT is why you don’t like Fiona Nova.

And I don’t have any time for your bullshit.

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This little girl at work is watching troom troom videos a few aisles over and I'm so disappointed in myself that I could recognize the voice

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“It’s a tiny Tower of Pimps!“

(I’ve been playing a lot of AC:NH while rewatching the AH Sky Factory 3 series. Again.) 

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düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärëä

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A present for my girl Rhonda!