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tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim keeps trying to get bruce to order a moon over my hammy just so he’ll have to say it, the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall, and everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”

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In addition to the fox headband, maybe Clover had multiple headband, for multiple parental figures.

Like a star headband! And if they were close to Martlet, bird wings! Clover the roleplayer!

When Clover grows up, they will deny that they were into this things

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i can't resist this she's so in love with pearl this is crazy

this is what they mean by toxic yuri

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“at least I did something”

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Who should I draw????????

I’ll reblog with the drawing once results are in!

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I know 'the children' is a scapegoat used by these puritanical nutjobs trying to censor the internet of all the 'icky' stuff they don't like/want people to have the freedom to have access to but lets pretend it was about 'the children.'

I could solve that in one sentence:

"Your kids are not my responsibility, you need to parent them yourself."

But since its not ACTUALLY about 'the children' feel free to tell the censor-happy fascists to fuck right on off anyway.

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From 5 to 0 :(

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Everytime I can't sleep you get more textpost lol (fuck my insomnia btw).

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ugh, the hero keeps talking about being a pacifist who'll never stoop to my level and i'm starting to get worried that she's gonna sentence me to 1000 years in the torment crystal instead. i heard her mentor talking about mirror dimensions the other day and i'm gettin worried. next time she has a gun i'm gonna try and pull the ol' "you wouldn't shoot me, you don't have the guts" trick and hope it works.

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autistic Mira who was constantly told to "fix her face" because she makes the wrong expression at the wrong time or doesn't emote enough for her neurotypical family to be satisfied with her reactions about things, and the only times she really emotes around them is when she's angry but she gets punished for that as well

autistic Zoey who would spend hours upon hours researching marine life and have no one want to listen to her except for her halmeoni who was really only half-listening but Zoey was so excited to have someone express a tiny bit of interest that she rambled anyway

autistic Rumi where she takes things very literally and has a difficult time understanding sarcasm. she asks a lot of clarifying questions. she has to force smiles bc trying to emote the right way is like trying to slowly crank a dial and accidentally turning it up to 11

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never in my fucking LIFE did i think that was gonna be how Pearl got out of the series holy fucking shit my GOD im not a pearl perspective. hell im behind on grian's perspective. but oh my god that must be devastating

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It's not that Etho isn't loyal (he isn't) it's that he Chooses to be loyal or not at the Weirdest fucking times.

Secret life Boogie pandemic 100% no one would blame him for turning on his team but NOPE, that's His Roomies >:(

Literal last session of Limited Life Grian doesn't even Call On the blue sword alliance but Etho still offers it up as a be-all-end-all.

Has a great team in Joel and Gem lined up and still chooses to side with the Tuff guys that have spent the whole season being 'Loose' allies at best.

And Once Again; he turns and betrays the Villies, probably the strongest team on the server, to seemingly 0 benefit to himself.

Everyone else is playing social chess and Etho keeps tossing pokemon cards on the board.

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