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[unusualshrimp]

Many times I feel like the sad fish you 'buy for a child because its low maintenance', stop doing that

[unusualshrimp]

someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

[unusualshrimp]

Freaks me out interacting with people who have zero anthropology brain. We're literally such fascinating animals....you don't want to study humans even a little? You dont wanna get into comparative anatomy..... you dont like paleoethnobotany.....You don't want to talk about Moche human sacrifice techniques with me...? Daddy's getting sad

[unusualshrimp]

areyoumadatme.com/careers

[unusualshrimp]

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

[unusualshrimp]

ithink wearing a faggy outfit and listening to shitty music will solve most if not all of yr problems

[unusualshrimp]

you know it's a good outfit when it reminds you that you WOULD fuck your clone

[unusualshrimp]

i loveeeeeee nonlinear storytelling. show me where we are. now show me how we got here. the end before the beginning. show me how it was inevitable or how many chances we had to change things(nothing was ever going to change). let's meet in the middle as all the puzzle pieces slide into place hell yeah that's the good shit.

[unusualshrimp]

*nudges you* hey, what emotion were we supposed to be performing again? i forgot

[unusualshrimp]

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

[unusualshrimp]

I saw a weird meme in a dream I had recently, so I had to recreate it

[unusualshrimp]

by 2025 engaging in a "situationship" will be punishable by death

[unusualshrimp]

straight up “jorking it” to the complexities of the human condition

[unusualshrimp]

hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

[unusualshrimp]

i hate workkkk i hate work

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[unusualshrimp]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.