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It’s so nice that whoever is looking after Chewbacca now got him a petpet.

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Can't they at least look happy when the Lab Ray does something GOOD to them?

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I haven't NP'd in a while but is this a fucking Moonkin

real talk tho

So it looks like a cross between an owl and a panda, and that is the dumbest fucking mix

it looks like an ugly baby eyrie

it looks too busy with all the furry lines around of the face, and the sparkly eyes makes it worse

AND THEN YOU MADE IT BUSIER BY SHADING EVERY SPIKE IN THE FURRY EARS

was it absolutely fucking necessary to have both feathers AND long fingernails?

literally what is that tail where does it start how does it work where is its butt

The face, ears, legs and torso look good on their own but together they don’t go well together

If this is real, like spacecores said it better be named Vowl or I will lose my shit

tl;dr: meet the new ogrin

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Hey remember back when Hissis had wings instead of nonsense-hands, so they were more “flying snake” than “disabled lizard?”

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I still like Ogrins and you can't take that away from me.

well then

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OR maybe obsidian breaks just like that all the time because something something molecules and shit?

Nah, you're probably right.

Whoa hold the fuckin phone

I think I found the exact google image the TNT artist referenced to draw the obsidian, HAHA wow

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It's the mecha?

The queer furries and cute girls are here!  Run!  Save yourself!  DAAAAMN YOOOOUUU NEOPETTTTTS

WHY are there cishet boys on neopets it’s the mecha for queer furries and cute girls

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Cerpulls

stop denying it. yurbles are the best fuckin species

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I would love it if we did this but I doubt it'll go over.  The fact that we're all so stupidly loyal is cute.

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Well, you can still have fun if you just stay drunk, don't take anything too seriously and delight in shit that is adorable or stupid.  Just like the real world.

neopets is honestly a horrifying and disturbing look into the faults of late capitalism and the unfettered exploitation inevitable in unregulated economic systems

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Stealthy Ixi

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It would, but as an alternative sometimes I just continuously fire off totally random chat lines during play.  Most people ignore it or express brief puzzlement or hostility, but sometimes someone will start doing it back and we have a good old time.  I have made friends this way.

i wish you could actually chat in kq i’d make so many friends/enemies

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Is anyone going to

or maybe

No?  Well okay then

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One finds an unfortunate roadkilled alleycat and one thinks "Maybe I can get a good Neopet out of this?"

I just got a 5,000 word application for one of my pets. It’s all about her dead cat. She doesn’t mention my pet once. Just her dead cat. There are pictures. Of her dead cat. Not like… Her dead cat when it was alive. Her dead cat.