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unwashedheathen · 14 days
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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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unwashedheathen · 26 days
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imagine being loved by someone (hahaha that's all it's ever gonna be, JUST YOUR IMAGINATION)
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unwashedheathen · 27 days
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that’s literally why she’s so me
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unwashedheathen · 27 days
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they will never want me as much as i need them
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unwashedheathen · 27 days
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what sucks is knowing that even if you ditched all your social media and fell off the face of the planet, no one would really care. it wouldn't get you the attention you desperately crave.
no one's gonna ask where you went or if you're gonna come back. no one's gonna ask if you're okay
they probably wouldn't even notice you left.
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unwashedheathen · 1 month
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”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now
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unwashedheathen · 2 months
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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
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unwashedheathen · 3 months
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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
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unwashedheathen · 3 months
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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
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unwashedheathen · 3 months
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unwashedheathen · 3 months
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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
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unwashedheathen · 3 months
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new organs coming out soon
medium intestine
gallkidneys
inferior vena cava
table of contents
semi-colon
die-r (opposite of liver)
pancreas 2 
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unwashedheathen · 3 months
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I rly hate the Satanic Panic & the moral panic surrounding violence in video games in the 90s, coz it's now impossible to talk about the social implications of violent video games in a realistic sense.
No, violence in video games does not create serial killers in the way most people imagine it would.
However, it's very important to notice how after 9/11, a lot of violent video games pivoted their content from silly gratuitous cartoon gore to more realistic military shooters set in the Levant from a US American lens. It's also important to notice the connection of these games & their toxic online multi-player voice chats to Gamer Gate in 2014.
It's obviously not as black & white as it was presented in the 80s & 90s, I dont think everyone who played early Call of Duty games is a white supremacist who wants to join the military to kill people in the middle east, but I think it's dangerous to pretend like video games or any media can't have an impact on the way people think about violence.
I think what makes all the difference here is how that violence is portrayed, what the message behind it is, what the motives are behind the people who crafted that message, who the victims of that violence are, how they are portrayed & the greater cultural context that surrounds it.
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unwashedheathen · 3 months
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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
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unwashedheathen · 4 months
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unwashedheathen · 4 months
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why does Gale only ever use his "Summon Bed" spell once, during the non-astral version of his romance consummation scene
why are we killing our backs every night sleeping on thin bedrolls on the ground when he can summon beds at will
why aren't we dropping beds on enemies to squash them during combat
what is the in-world explanation for this
is the somatic component an erection
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unwashedheathen · 4 months
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i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like
astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too
gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions
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