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Tonks deserves somebody young and whole. But she wants you.

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in 2012 I used to believe this

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The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit. Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.

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me, after socializing: i think that went well brain: really hoe…lmao okay where do we start

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“Where to, Miss?”

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I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….

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highschool teen romance film

good christian girl: *is paired with withdrawn goth boy for assignment* ugh i hope i stay on this trouble maker's good side :(

good christain girl: *spots a book poking out of withdrawn goth boy's bag* hey what's that?

withdrawn goth boy: *pulls out copy of romeo and juliet* oh yeah just some light reading i usually do in lunch.

good christian girl: you.......like Shakespeare?

withdrawn goth boy: [quotes some of the wherefore art thou romeo scene without looking at the book]

good christian girl: that's incredible!

withdrawn goth boy: yeah, i've always felt i've had a connection to romeo- as well as the protagonist of [another 9-11th grade mandatory reading book]

good christian girl: yeah *slightly flustered* same here....

bell rings

good christian girl's friend: Kelsey-Anne Sue come on!! were going home!

good christian girl: be there soon guys! *looks back at withdrawn goth boy* see you around then, i guess :)

withdrawn goth boy: *cracks a shy smile* y-yeah. see you around

good christain girl: *coughs slightly, indicating that her mysterious disease may be returning*

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when u broke af but want a lush bath bomb

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Beverly Cleary #book #quote http://ebks.to/1IZ4nl3

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When you actually have to DO things 

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Me cleaning out my purse: *pretends i’m doing a what’s in my bag youtube video*

Me doing my makeup: *pretends i’m doing a youtube makeup tutorial*

Me putting chicken nuggets in the oven: *pretends i’m a special food network guest*

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when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first

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Watch: Robert is fighting food waste with his brilliant grassroots foundation — one restaurant at a time

(This is the first episode of our new series Model Citizens, all about the people improving our cities.)