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What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham.
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my lab partner in chemistry always says "beast mode" whenever he starts filling up vials with chemicals
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me playing with a cat: hee hee toy on a string
the cat: what the fucks it gonna take for this bird to die
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