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Parents: This can’t be true about you, you didn’t show any signs when you were younger!

Also parents: *would have destroyed your life if you’d shown any signs when you were younger*

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Eau Claire Leader, Wisconsin, August 30, 1932

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May your next period be light and end quickly

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Me a month ago: That’s it, I’m going to change, I’m going to jog and work out everyday, this body is a temple, clean eating, joining the gym

Me now:  

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me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

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you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

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Teen Vogue took on white supremacy over Teen Choice Awards. We spoke to their editor about the decision.

Also, here are the donation links to the medical fund, UVA black student alliance and BLM chapter.

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If I mispronounce your name because it is foreign to my tongue, correct me.

I don’t purposefully allow the accents of your name to fall flat on my tongue like the European English demands or the language to sound chopped and misheard.

If I don’t say your name correctly, don’t shrug and say it’s ok because people have been doing it all your life. Your mother worked hard to name you that name, with all its syllables and apostrophes and hyphens and inflection.

I don’t want to disrespect your heritage, your culture, your great grandmother or grandfather and their struggle.

If I mispronounce your name, forgive me, but don’t let it happen again. Make sure everyone knows your name.

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He do a blep when he slep

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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A scam!

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the nice thing about horses is that you don’t have to guess their intentions because at any given time they’re figuring out how to shred our reality into pieces