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We have three cat trees and yet three of them are trying to share this one.

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Today I’m gonna eat my weight in pizza and definitely not regret it later.

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The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

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I fell asleep at my drawing desk and now I can’t move. Send help.

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this is superior humor

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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I’m 99% sure that @oliveyuhking’s phone is full of nothing but pictures of me and the cats.

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Today I’m channeling my Appalachian roots and blasting old school bluegrass in the shop 

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I think she’s excited about the puppy

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@oliveyuhking surprise?

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I looked closer at that reciept and I could use 60 shots of espresso right now.

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I finally feel better and less like I got hit my a truck.

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I realized I never introduced myself. Jackson Mattila, resident tattoo artist and Appalachian transplant. Bring me food and whiskey and I’ll tattoo you for free. Hit me up at @appalachia.artist so I can tell you how great my girlfriend is.

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I tattooed myself last night and @oliveyuhking might hate me for me.

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I couldn’t sleep, so I went outside to kill some time. Only to trip over a rock and land face first in some mud.

Kill me now.