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I gave Pepper the last of the wet food this morning and of course Aldi isn’t open today so I’m gearing up for a Christmas tantrum tonight
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in between when gollum killed his friend and when he got gross he had a hot period. put on 20 kg of muscle, got good haircuts, designed and built high end furniture in a cool warehouse. then he decided to live in the cave and turn green. his choice and i respect it.
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A nice older woman working at the waffle house
Being called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh
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And gills
boys are like mushrooms theyre just
boys are like mushrooms theyre just the fruiting body of a larger underground fungal mass
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