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Morgan Crammond is perfection.

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How To Be A Real Irish Dancer

(Inspired by How To Be A Real Ballerina by Jane Berentson)

Try ballet. Try tap. Try soccer. Try swimming. Try volleyball. Let your mom drag you to a class. Ask your teacher how to tie your ghillies. Ask before every class. Learn skip-two-three’s. Practice them on the blacktop at recess. Count in 8’s. Buy a wig. Cry when you put it on. Rent a dress. Cry when you’re too hot. Puke before your first competition. Lose everything. Be happy you got a teddy bear. Buy a pair of used heavies. Tape your heels. Don’t pop your blisters. Practice under the desk at school. Lose. Lose a lot. Win a few. Buy a custom dress. Grow out of it before you can win in it. Break your foot. Listen to the doctor. Promise to stop for 6 weeks. Come back in two. Lose some more, win the important ones. Stress out about November. Keep bobby pins in your sports bra. Make sure your lipstick isn’t on your teeth. Sprain your ankle. Don’t stop. Cry in the bathroom when your shins are black and blue. Don’t stop. Puke when you do too many crunches. Don’t stop. Fall out of bed when you do 100 calf raises. Don’t stop. Gasp for air when you do nine steps. Don’t stop. Talk shit. Stay mysterious. Turn out. Point your ankles. Curl your toes. Throw yourself in the air like the dancer you are but forget that you can’t use your arms. Drink coffee but twice as much water. Forget to drink water and substitute it with Mountain Dew. Get tanner on your white socks. Lose your red crystals. Collect blue ones instead. Hold them in your fists when you’re on stage. Break your foot again. Don’t stop. Lose, but be proud of yourself. Win the important one. Wait for the ding. Bow.

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because oireachtas training is in full swing I feel like I should remind everyone that this song exists for when you need a pick-me-up

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New dress 😊

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do you ever look at your best friend and just think “someone is going to be so in love with you someday”

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I’m running out of reaction captions for Celtic Star dresses because they’re all just so impressive

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it’s funnier on desktop if you ask me

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S/o to whoever jacked up my results and had me placing in rounds so I got chocolate ❤❤❤ (also here’s the new dress 😉)

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

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